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SOUNDCLOUDS AS GOOD AS FUCKING GOLD!   Leave a comment

Do you love fucking gold? Do you fucking only drink Goldschlager and wear gold shoes like this?:

Sometimes music can be worth more than gold. Mostly it is not. It’s way fucking better to have more gold than music. You can say the opposite but you’re wrong. Why the fuck are there fuckers in every town with ads on TV telling you to sell you gold to them. No one makes ads for selling them fucking music. “WE BUY YOUR OLD BROKEN MUSIC! TRADE MUSIC FOR CA$H!”. That never happens. So why don’t we go and listen to very affordably priced music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSHOLES!

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GO TO THE NIGHTCLUB AND KILL SPOEK MATHOMBO   Leave a comment

Not really.

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Posted March 30, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS THAT YOUR MOM TAKES IN THE BATHROOM WITH HER AND THEN LOCKS THE DOOR   Leave a comment

Cowabunga fuckers! I’m George W Bush! I have been reappointed President of the United States for the next five minutes that you read this so that making jokes about me still seems relevant and that I can make a speech to my fucking country and the fucking world to tell tem about amazing clouds of sound that you can listen to and download from the internet. This shit is tubular!

What They Call Em (Orion Remix)-Kenny Kenny

That last song was like when i was eating pizza with my political bros:

We were so fucking high off the greens and then this song came on and I was like “Hang 10!” and then I jumped on the table like a surf board and kicked the guy from fucking Uraguay in the face and was like “You’re a gay!” You get it? Lol.

Derek ‘DJA’ Allen & Top Billin – Suspiria

This track is like the time I was crying like a little baby because I was so high and I had to talk infront of bros in Africa and they were all looking at me.

Shit was just too much.

TNT “Hot Gyal” vs Lazer Sword “Batman” (Proper Villains Blend)

This last song is like one that was playing when one of the dudes I sent to Iraq came back and told me about all the pussy he had gotten an I was like “Fuckin right son!”

Hostage – Snake Charmer

This song is a good time song about the time I asked the fucking pope how much pussy he got and he was like “So much pussy dude” and I was like “Sweet”

Schlachthofbronx- Nastybass ft spoek mathambo & bigspace

Otherwise, I’m just a big fuckin fan of Schlachthofbronx and I think everybody should listen to their music and maybe get laid to it but definitely smoke some cannons.  Questions?

NEW YEAR FIRE   Leave a comment

Here’s some music to put on while you light your house on fire. You don’t even try to claim the insurance money. Where you’re going, people buy and sell things with bullets and sex.

Chris Brown ft Lil Wayne and Busta-Look At Me Now (Sabbo Remix)

Darling Farah – Suicidal Tendencies [Tommie Sunshine & Figure Brooklyn Fire Remix]

Schlachthofbronx – Ayoba! feat. Spoek & Gnucci Banana [Tommie Sunshine & Figure Brooklyn Fire Remix]

Bounty Killer – Murderer – RadioKillaZ Bootleg Mix – 320

INTRODUCING: WALMER RADIO   2 comments

This is a new thing where we try to put up a short mix every week of tunes that are hot like pancakes off the stovetop. You’ll hear mix mixes from all your favourite fucking characters. All fucking two of them: Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman. You really don’t need any other characters. It might sound a little rough sometimes but that’s what you get when get a bunch of gold shoved into your ears. This week is dancehall from The Dirty Frenchman.

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Mr Vegas ft Teairra Mari – Boy Shorts

Bleksem – Or Kanjani

Tinie Tempah – Pass Out

Tifa – Nah Stop Shine

Spoek Mathambo – Mshini Wam

Galaxy P – Goody Goody 2010

Elephant Man & Chi Ching – Too Many Men

Vybz Kartel – Fancy Money (Mike D Remix)

Cutty Ranks – Limb By Tung (Cosmo Baker Remix)

Future Fambo – Never Sober

Vybz Kartel – Beat Up Di Pussy (Dj Mario Remix)

Enjoy! Walmer fucking does it hard! Look for more awesomeness soon!

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