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DAVID FUCKING HEARTBREAK CLOUD 9 FUTURE BASS EP   Leave a comment

What the fuck did David Heartbreak try to do here? Is he trying to act like he can make music other than moombahton? ALL WE WANT FROM HIM IS FUCKING MOOMBAHTON! HOW DARE HE BRANCH OUT!

Alright, now that we’ve composed ourselves there is only one thing left to do: give this thing a fucking listen and maybe even download the fuck out of it. “But what the fuck is it?” you ask. “What is this shit?” Well it’s trappy, trancey shit that you would listen to while you write in your diary about your feelings and how you cried. There is also a song that is like sped up moombahton. It does not sound like the late great George Harrison:

That may have been a terrible description but that is only because we are terrible people. Maybe you will like it. Why don’t you go check it out and maybe fucking download it AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP YOU FAT FUCKS!

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