Archive for the ‘soul clap’ Tag

THE RAIN OF SOUNDCLOUDS AND PUSSY   Leave a comment

Sometimes you have to listen to soundclouds and sometimes you have to pee. That is the choice of life. You can listen to soundclouds with pants that have been warmed and moistened by urine or you can make you way to the bathroom. There is no compromise. Life is a struggle. Have any of you ever been at job and tried like fuck to get ahead and then promised that you would and then they tell you that you were promoted but it’s a fake promotion where you just get a title and then you have to do the same job? That’s what the fuck happened to The Dirty Frenchman just 15 minutes ago. The true definition of bloodclaat bullshit. Let’s all pee our pants and enjoy some music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP PUSSIES!

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FUCKING NEKI STRANAC FUCKING FESTIVAL OF MAGIC AND FUCKING MUSIC   Leave a comment

Hey assmunchers. Have you heard of Neki Stranac? He some kind of Serbian robot that came out of a laboratory and he was programmed to just make a shitload of edits. He hates original tunes like an asshole and hopes to have all original tunes eliminated by the year 2014. After that, there will be no new music. It will just be old songs edited. The future is now. He is also a bully. He never sleeps. He already made like 4 edits in the last 24 hours. Maybe 5.  Taste them AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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