Archive for the ‘sluggo’ Tag

MOOMBAHTON IS WHAT YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO ON WEDNESDAYS   Leave a comment

Who is this now repping Walmer? It’s motherfucking Jake Twell. Heard of him? He makes fucking great bass music in jolly old England using crumpets and driving a lorry whatever other weird words they use over there. Check out his soundcloud. Everyone should heve Walmer stickers on their computers, vaginas, asses, basically all the best places. Have Walmer stickers on their babies. It’s a no-brainer. Big things coming up too. A little bird might be telling people that we are gonna be a SXSW. Maybe a party is being organized. Maybe it will be a moombahton party. Maybe with Moomba+. Who knows? Anyway why don’t we get in the fucking mood with some fucking moombahton right now? LET’S DO THAT ASSHOLES AFTER THE JUMP!

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MENDEZ IS: ADVENTURES IN ULTRACORE VOL 1!   Leave a comment

Do you fucking like moombahcore? WHAT ABOUT ULTRACORE YOU FUCKS? YEAH WE FUCKING YELLING BITCHES! THAT’S HOW YOU FUCKING BLOG! YOU YELL THE WORDS! IN WRITING! THE REAL REASON THAT THIS IS CALLED ULTRACORE IS THAT IT IS MADE UP OF FUCKING MOOMBAHCORE REMIXES OF ULTRAGORE RECORDINGS TRACKS! GET IT? ULTRAGORE + MOOMBAHCORE = ULTRACORE! IT’S CALLED MATH ASSHOLES! WITH FUCKERS LIKE BARE, SLUGGO, BRO SAFARI, BORGORE AND NERD RAGE ON THAT LABEL YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS GONNA HIT HARDER THEN YOUR ESTRANGED FATHER HIT YOU AS A CHILD! BIG UPS EL CUCO RECORDINGS FOR BRINGING MORE FIRE! BASICALLY THIS SHIT IS AMAZING SO GO FUCKING BUY IT AND SAMPLE SOME OF IT AND GET A FREE FUCKING TRACK AFTER THE JUMP!

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GET PICKSTER’S THE RISE OF MOOMBAHTON   1 comment

Pop quiz hotshot! The Pickster comp “The Rise Of Moombahton: Today We Were Kings” comes at your fucking face at 60 miles per hour. What do you do? Boom! Trick question. It’s music. You put it onto your computer and you dj that shit til your hands, ears and eyes bleed. This comp will not wash your fucking car and finger your girlfriend while you watch CSI: Miami. No. But it’s gonna donkey punch your senses and give your brain a dirty sanchez. Who the fuck is on this? Pickster? Melo? Sluggo? Ledoom? Mendez? ETC!ETC! Chong X? Jon Kwest? Jay Fay? Skinny Friedman? Jake Twell? Jamrock? Javier Estrada? UFO!? Apt One? Bro Safari? Other dudes we don’t know? You would be ok with just one of these dudes on some shit but now you got them all in one place and it becomes fucking explosive. So do what you have to do. Take the fucking Nestea™ plunge into this shit. You’ll be covered in ice tea but you’ll be loving your fucking life. GRAB THE COMP AND STREAM THE FUCK OUT OF IT AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!

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TUESDAY BASS SMASH   Leave a comment

Boom! That’s the sound of bass being straight up injected into your small intestine and going backwards through your digestive system and coming out your mouth. It makes a boom sound. Shut the fuck up. Anyway. No moombahton toaday. There has been too much. Probably still gonna post some tomorrow. But not today. Today we make a stand. A meaningless stand. But we do it. Only bass music today. By the way. What the fuck is “bass music” anyway. Can there be “treble music”? Is there “mids music”? Whatever. Just check these fucking tracks out AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS FROM THE ISLAND OF LESBOS   Leave a comment

The island of Lesbos is where lesbians come from. That’s what people from there are called. It’s a fucking fact. Even if they are not girls who are interested in other girl’s vaginas. Have you ever been there? Are there a lot of girls having sex with each other? Is it ok to be a straight dude if you go there? Will people look at you weird if you are a man and a woman holding hands? What kind of music do they play on the island of Lesbos? Is it just Sarah McLachlan? Is it these fucking soundclouds? THE ONE AFTER THIS FUCKING JUMP RIGHT HERE?
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SOUNDCLOUDS FROM GOD   Leave a comment

Yeah. Another fucking post assholes. What do you want? We were away. We have to make up for lost time. Would you rather we not post music and post the trailer for the smash hit Rob Schneider and Jean Claude Van Damme classic Knockoff?

There! Are you happy? Is that better? GO GRAB THOSE TUNES AFTER THE JUMP ASSEATERS!

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COOL SOUNDCLOUDS ASSHOLE   Leave a comment

Hey bro. Cool soundclouds. Where did you get them? Soundcloud.com? Cool. Thanks bro. Gonna check out that site after I get home. Did you see my car? It’s pretty fuckin sweet. Car won’t shut the fuck up but otherwise it’s cool. I think you’re cool bro. It’s fucking cool all around. You wanna be my friend? I got tickets to a Clippers game. Remember that one season they did alright? Maybe they’ll do it again bro. I’ll order nachos. It’ll be cool. Come on bro. We can listen to soundclouds after together. Driving in my car. They will sound like THESE ONES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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TODAY YOU JUST WOKE UP AND GRABBED THE AZ GUNSLINGAZ EP   Leave a comment

Your alarm went the fuck off. You got the fuck out of bed. You took a fucking shower. You jerked the fuck off in the shower. You fucking went on the internet. You went the fuck to Walmer Fucking Convenience. You clicked on this fucking post. You fucking downloaded the fucking El Cuco Recordings AZ Gunslingaz EP. That’s the story of your life. Maybe after you went to work. Maybe you stayed at home with your fucking mom and she told you you need a fucking job. Maybe we went to your house and fucked your mom. All that shit is fucking speculation. One thing is for sure. You downloaded the fucking AZ Gunslingaz EP. Hosted by Pickster. GO GRAB IT AND FULFILL YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE AFTER THE JUMP:

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SLUTCLOUDS OF SOUND   Leave a comment

Hey fucks! What is going on? Are you enjoying your days? Do you guys all work? Can you go on blogs at McDonalds? We are surprised if you can. Where is this McDonalds? It must be the best McDonalds in the world. All they do is play soundclouds with their fucking Big Macs and instead of ketchup they serve dubstep with the fries. Moombahton happy meals. McBassalds. That’s a restaurant we can all get behind we will eat there all the time. Get fat. Have to go to the gym. Become anorexic. It will be a fucking life. Anyway, let’s look at the menu AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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CLOUDFUCKERS OF SOUND   Leave a comment

Has your face ever melted off like it was made of wax? If not then you have never lived and also you have never died so maybe you just come out even steven as the kids like to say nowadays. You know what else those pesky kids like? They like music. They fucking play it out of their Sony™ Discman players. Don’t they care about their hearing? Fucking assholes. Anyway this probably what they play in their Discmen (is that a real thing?) AFTER THE JUMP CUNTS!

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