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THE RAIN OF SOUNDCLOUDS AND PUSSY   Leave a comment

Sometimes you have to listen to soundclouds and sometimes you have to pee. That is the choice of life. You can listen to soundclouds with pants that have been warmed and moistened by urine or you can make you way to the bathroom. There is no compromise. Life is a struggle. Have any of you ever been at job and tried like fuck to get ahead and then promised that you would and then they tell you that you were promoted but it’s a fake promotion where you just get a title and then you have to do the same job? That’s what the fuck happened to The Dirty Frenchman just 15 minutes ago. The true definition of bloodclaat bullshit. Let’s all pee our pants and enjoy some music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP PUSSIES!

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THE SOUNCLOUDS YOU HEAR IN THE NIGHT   Leave a comment

There is a beach somewhere in the West Indies where you mom is considered a magical goddess because she pulls soundclouds out of her vagina for all the islanders to enjoy while they eat kingfish and drink kola champagne.

That’s how things are. Some of the soundclouds made it to this blog and THEY ARE AFTER THE MOTHERFUCKIN JUMP!

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