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WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A SOUNDCLOUD BAR?   Leave a comment

Blazaaaaaaaaamm! Carrot Top in the hizzzzzzzzaaaaaay! The copper top is here to write for the Walmer Blizzzoog about the soundclouds that have changed my life more than cocaine and Amped energy drink (and roids). You can be sure that this post is gonna be total FTL, that’s famous talk for “for the ladies”, basically just like Carrot Top. LET’S DO THIS! JUST FUCKING YELLING CUZ I’M GETTING HYPED! One sec. Wait for it. OH YEAH! CLICK READ MORE! CRUSHING IT!

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TAKE THESE SOUNDCLOUDS AND SHOVE THEM IN YOUR ASS   Leave a comment

Hi there, it’s Emilio fucking Estevez. I’d like to talk to you today about fucking soundclouds. I listen to them all the time. They helped me train those Mighty Ducks. I listen to them after I hang with my bro Charles. He’s fucking crazy. He did blow off my head once. He does blow off anything. Trains, chicken, the Statue of Liberty, your mom’s tits. You name it. He does blow off of soundclouds too, these soundclouds that are AFTER THE JUMP:

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SEMI HIP HOP SHIT   Leave a comment

Hey fuckers! This just in. New Gucci Mane mixtape out called Free Gucci 2: The Burrrtish Edition! Sinden is behind the magic this time.

COP IT HERE!

Apparently we are still allowed to like Gucci Mane.

SOUNDCLOUD SOUNDFUCK II   Leave a comment

We go on soundcloud and find the best shit! These are free ass downloads. Grab em. Play em. Do blow.

Willowz – I Know (Sticky K Remix)

Lil Jon – Put Yo Hood Up [DJ Hipnotikk VIP]

The Count & Sinden – Addicted To You (I Killed Kenny Remix)

Rico Tubbs – Golden Cage Remix

CRAZY TOWN   Leave a comment

Mark Ronson & The Business INTL – Bang Bang Bang (The Count and Sinden Tribal Horn Remix) (zshare)

This is the song you listen to when you are travelling to the future. Not when you are travelling to the past. Fuck the past. We spit on the past. We had been wondering what was going on with Sinden and the Count (Herve). Had they given up? It seemed like they were not giving us much to go on after those heady days of 2007-2008. Were they going to be the next Crookers who middlingly flail around lost in a post-fidget world not knowing who to be? No! They chose to take a Mark Ronson (he still does stuff apparently) song and fuck it’s face until it was a party destroyer (in a good way). So stop crying about how you wasted your life. Be somebody. Do a line of blow off a breast. Look at this mildly ok hipster rap video of the original:

We need to push through that law against chicks wearing annoying glasses soon. Make sure to make calls to your local elected representative.

THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN CAN’T GET THIS FUCKING SINDEN AND SBTRKT SONG OUT OF HIS HEAD!   Leave a comment

Sinden & Sbtrkt – Kind of Familiar (zshare)

Normally The Dirty Frenchman likes crazy hard music that bangs like a motherfucker. This song is not like that. This song has this slow build that is kind of ambient and never gets too crazy bu The Dirty Frenchman cannot shake it. That breakdown is just stuck in his mind as if it were some type of sonic zahir. It’s those damn pizzicato strings. Every 10 seconds they restart in his brain. Breaking him down. The math is all wrong though. He should not be so affected by this song. It is driving him to the edge of reason on the cliff tops of madness. If you see him riding his bike into a truck you will understand. Look at this Sbtrkt guy? He is a witch doctor:

Posted May 2, 2010 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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