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NEW ASTRONOMAR SHIT LOOKS CRAZY   Leave a comment

TOP BILLIN ON THAT HOT SHIT

Sharkslayer, Cedaa & A-Mac

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BASS MUSIC FOR CREEPS   Leave a comment

Where do you listen to music? The girl’s bathroom? The school playground? You’re a creep. Even if you’re a girl it’s kinda creepy unless you have a kid and the kid is playing on the playground and you happen to be there to look after the little fucker. But then even if that is the case, why do you have your headphones on? Maybe your kid is screaming. You’ll never hear them. You’re a bad mother. This is not Parenting Today. Is there a blog called Parenting Today? Who cares. Fuckers are here for some fucking tunes so why don’t we drop the pretense and get straight to the point. Just straight up bass music for your stupid asses. GO GRAB THOSE TUNES AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!

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SOUNDCLOUDS WAITING FOR THE FUCKING TRAIN   Leave a comment

Hey cunts for brains! It’s a fucking Monday! Aren’t you happy to go back to your pitiful work lives! Haha! It’s fucking happy time! Go shoot yourselves in the head! Anyway. Still so many soundclouds of goodness falling into our ears. Too many. People need to stop making so much good free music. Make bad expensive music like LMFAO or Ke$ha. They know how to make fucking money in this biz. Those should be all your role models. Make note of that aspiring musicians and producers. in the meantime take peoples free shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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SOUNDCLOUDS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE   Leave a comment

Are you fucking dead? Is it still possible to touch a pussy if you are? The great beyond is a mystery. Can you get a boner if you are ghost? Ghost boners? Are there orgies in heaven? Is there blow in heaven? What is in heaven? Is your mom’s pussy like the gateway to heaven? Are there soundclouds? Well there are soundclouds here. Fly through them AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!…

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CLOUDS OF SOUND THAT HAUNT YOUR DREAMS   Leave a comment

Do you have nightmares? Is your life a nightmare? Do you cry everyday at all times even when you are on the toilet and your tears fall into your pee? That’s  fucking stupid. You need to get a fucking grip. You probably get upset over stupid shit like Angelina Jolie or which of your parents love you more (answer: they hate you the same). Let’s just drop this issue. Where’s the music? It’s AFTER THE JUMP!

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TAKE THESE SOUNDCLOUDS AND SHOVE THEM IN YOUR ASS   Leave a comment

Hi there, it’s Emilio fucking Estevez. I’d like to talk to you today about fucking soundclouds. I listen to them all the time. They helped me train those Mighty Ducks. I listen to them after I hang with my bro Charles. He’s fucking crazy. He did blow off my head once. He does blow off anything. Trains, chicken, the Statue of Liberty, your mom’s tits. You name it. He does blow off of soundclouds too, these soundclouds that are AFTER THE JUMP:

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WALMER RADIO NOV 29th 2010!   Leave a comment

Aha! You had probably thought that because we had failed, yes failed to do a Walmer Radio last week that this week would be a wash too but you were wrong. Walmer never fails twice. If we fail we fail many times because that shows the right kind of commitment to succeed at not succeeding in life. But enough of that. Here it is. A house/uk funky/dancehall/grime(?) edition with The Dirty Frenchman taking the wheels of steel and melting them into a trophy for himself. Enjoy.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Esco da Shocker – Sound The Alarm

Bassjackers & The Partysquad – Showrocker

Samo Sound Boy – Five

Sharkslayer – Hammerhead

Mz. Bratt – Selecta (Greenmoney’s Brukussive Mix)

Bobmo – My House (Douster Remix)

Fugative – Bad Girl (Lil Silva Remix)

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