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MOOMBAHDEEP. IT’S OUT AND IT’S FREE   Leave a comment

The was a time not long ago when we would talk about deep house as sleep house because, you know, not really the best shit to jolt you in the morning. Suprisingly it’s been the growing amount of deep moombah and lean house shit that has made us come around. You smoke a big flat spliff on an afternoon or late the fuck at night and this shit is fucking perfect. It was compiled by this dude named Ginger Shinobi who we know nothing about except that he is some red headed fucker who likes the classic arcade game. All these facts are well and good but the most important fact for us is that the promotional material for this compilation uses a quote from us like basically us saying that something is cool is a reason for you to download it. Check it:

“If you like music that takes you somewhere and is about the journey rather than the moment then this compilation is for you. This is music that you savour. MoombahDeep is like a long dinner rather than a quick snack. Sophisticated moombahton for adults. Adults who like to spend time in smoky warehouses at 4am.”

-Walmer Convenience 2012

So that’s why you should get this compilation. Because we said that shit. Also it’s pretty good. GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKFACES AND PLAY IT AT YOUR AFTERHOURS THIS WEEKEND!

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FREE MOOMBAHTON EP! MOOMBAHTON MASSIVE VII – THE LEGEND OF FUCK   Leave a comment

Hey assholes! You want some moombah? Free moombah? Dj Sabo and the Sol Selectas are back with Moombahton Massive VII – The Legend of Fuck. Are you ready for an incredible journey into the depths of moombahton? Sabo and crew penetrate as deep as possible with this one and ends up inpregnating you with the need to get sweaty. What are you waiting for? Are you just gonna stand there OR ARE YOU GONNA GO GRAB THE FUCK OUTTA MOOMBAHTON MASSIVE VII AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted December 23, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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BILLY THE GENT PRESENTS: THROUGH THE WIRE   Leave a comment

What is Through The Wire? Is it this?:

No. It’s a bunch of top notch fucking producers who made songs through the internet like it was World of Warcraft or something. Except the probably get laid. Anyway, the download link is after the fucking jump. GO STREAM THE TRACKS AND DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE THING. THIS IS FUCKING BIG! Read the rest of this entry »

SCION™ (A DIVISION OF TOYOTA MOTOR CORPORATION) PRESENTS: NADASTROM’S EL BAILE DIABLUMA EP   Leave a comment

The Dirty Frenchman doesn’t own a fucking car. He hasn’t even driven one for like 13 years. He’s an idiot. Why does this matter? Well because even though most people in the demographic who would download this are not as idiotic as The Dirty Frenchman and have probably driven in the 21st century, they are probably not likely to buy a fucking car. Hopefully they’re also not likely to be like “Oh cool, Scion made a moombahton CD. I need to buy a Scion and stick my dick up the tailpipe and give it 108 thrusts per minute.”. It ain’t the dude in Brooklyn who’s gonna buy a Scion. It’s a fucking high school French teacher in Schenectady. But whatever. Who are we to complain when they get Nadastrom, Munchi, Tittsworth and Sabo on one disc (or phonograph or zune or whatever the kids call them)? And it’s good. Munchi tears her up moombahcore style. The Nadastroms are on point. Tittsworth earns his titts. But don’t take our word for it. Hear that Munchi track your own damn self and download that fucker AFTER THE JUMP ASSHOLES!

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MISSED MOOMBAH EP: MOOMBAHTON MASSIVE V   Leave a comment

Hey little bitches. How is your fucking life? Is it good? Do you get along with you parents? Why do we ask? No reason. Honestly. No fucking reason. Those questions have nothing to do with this new EP Moombahton Massive V compiled by the Dj Sabo (not Sabbo) that came out while we were having a fucking vacation as if the world doesn’t revolve around us. It’s a good ass EP. It’s got some sick ass tunes coming out of it. But don’t take our fucking word. No. We are usually liars. Have a fucking listen yourself. GO GRAB IT AND TASTE IT’S RAINBOW AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MASSIVE FUCKING MOOMBAHTON   Leave a comment

Wow. Lot’s of fucking music today. You like fucking moombahton? Sabo’s got your number. Moombahton Massive IV. Grab the tracks after THE FUCKING JUMP!

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A SOUNDCLOUD BAR?   Leave a comment

Blazaaaaaaaaamm! Carrot Top in the hizzzzzzzzaaaaaay! The copper top is here to write for the Walmer Blizzzoog about the soundclouds that have changed my life more than cocaine and Amped energy drink (and roids). You can be sure that this post is gonna be total FTL, that’s famous talk for “for the ladies”, basically just like Carrot Top. LET’S DO THIS! JUST FUCKING YELLING CUZ I’M GETTING HYPED! One sec. Wait for it. OH YEAH! CLICK READ MORE! CRUSHING IT!

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