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DON’T BREAK THE INTERNETS   Leave a comment

Hey you! Fucking Americans! Yeah! Don’t break the fucking internets! Tell your fucking Congressman and Senator to fucking vote against it because you will ruin the internets for everyone. Like literally the whole fucking world. We will all fucking hate you. No music blogs will exist. We Walmer will personally hate you. If given the chance we would go to every citizen of the USA and tell them “Fuck you” if PIPA and SOPA pass. Even if you were obviously not directly responsible for it passing if you did nothing to try and stop it your are guilty in some way. Google makes it really easy to do.

AFTER YOU SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION GO GRAB SOME FUCKING MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP ASSMUNCHERS!

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TUESDAY FUCK FEST WITH YOUR MOM MAYBE FEATURED   Leave a comment

 

Haha! It is I! Fucking Shaquille O’Neal. I’m a fucking genie yo! Jump on my fucking carpet y’all! It’s gonna be a wild ride! Haha! Never a dull moment! Come on kids! Let’s do blow off of tits while we fly in the fucking air! It’s magic! Woohoo! Yeah! I’m so high! Fuck! It’s too fucking much. It’s so high up in this carpet! Look kids! It’s the fucking Statue of Fucking Liberty! Her tits are like the size of a building! Holy shit! Let’s listen fucking music kids! And then we’ll climb on the Statue of Liberty’s tits. You kids like tits right? Let’s go! Haha! MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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WELCOME TO WALM-ART   1 comment

Check it out cunt mouths! We got another party in the pipes! ART PARTY! Some of the best damn visual artists in Toronto are coming together at THE PORT GALLERY (1179 Dundas West) on MAY 6TH.

THIS IS GONNA BE SOME BIG BOX ART WITH SOME CHEAP BOOZE AND NO COVER BEFORE MIDNIGHT!

PRESENTING THE ART OF:

HANS POPPE

YOKE

MEDIAH

BOBBY LAWN

And of course music provided by:

WALMER CONVENIENCE (DANCEHALL. RAP. BASS. MOOMBRO TUNES. DRUMSTEP. ASSORTED DANCE MUSIC)

CLICK ATTENDING ON THE FACEBOOK INVITE HERE!

WE ALSO HAVE FUCKING MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP! MAYBE WE WILL PLAY IT. MAYBE WE WON’T. YOU HAVE ENOUGH DISAPPOINTMENT IN YOUR LIVES!

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WE STILL FEEL LIKE PUKING   Leave a comment

This is a picture of the fucks Gooffee basically taking people’s sense of self and smashing it to pieces like a ship is smashed against the rocks by a storm. Last night was fucking madness. There will be more pictures later. We are trying to just keep things together for now. Trying to keep food down. Trying to remember what we did (did we do something where we need to go to jail?). It was great working with fucking MANSION and you guys can see right there what Gooffee are capable of and Frandiscos well they just redefined the meaning of murder (become a fucking fan of them). Anyway, here’s some fucking tunes AFTER THE JUMP…

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THE SOUNCLOUDS WILL BLEED YOU   Leave a comment

You’ve been warned. Soundclouds are no joke. They’ll hunt you. They’ll find you. This ain’t no fuckin game. You been playin’ Scrabble to long. You shook! R.I.P. Nate Dogg. Heaven just got better hooks. MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!

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