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SUPER FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD WEDNESDAY!   Leave a comment

Hey you fucking fucks! What a time to be alive. We have Microsoft Zunes™ we have Coke Zero™ and now we have a new EP from the super moombahton bros themselves Heartbreak and Munchi. In East Timor people are making thousands of feet of popcorn garlands in celebration. In Moldova they have declared today a national holiday. But there is so much more great music as well out there. Why don”t we all fucking gather round and take a look at it together like a family. A terrible, drug addled family. Join us on this magical journey AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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STO’S FAVOURITE AND LEAST FAVOURITE SONGS   2 comments

South Rakkas Crew Ft Serocee – Rise (zshare)

Red Rat – Spooky (zshare)

We all know about The Dirty Frenchman and that he’s just a modern day Roman Polanski. Plan B is the biggest jew you’ve ever met, in every sense. But what about Sto? “What is his deal?” you may ask. Well he is one of the greatest generals in the Walmer Army, an army made up of only generals because it is an army of three people. And he likes music. Sometimes dancehall music. If you listen to the first song you will understand what makes him happy and if you listen to the second song you will discover what makes him spit on a grave. The worst thing really is that this the second post featuring Red Rat and only the first featuring South Rakkas Crew. What kind of a blog is this? Look at that picture of Red Rat? He just looks like the worst! He is like the Carrot Top of dancehall. Look at this:

and this:

He looks like he went to Creepy Clown Child Rape University.

OBSCURE DANCEHAL SONG OF THE DAY: RED RAT ft DPP – HOT GAL HOLIDAY   1 comment

RED RAT ft DPP – HOT GAL HOLIDAY (zshare)

Yes, we still want to talk about obscure dancehall tracks because someone needs to. Would it be right to leave such a triumphant song as this in the dustbin of history? NO! It would be wrong. The future needs to know about this song. Your children’s children’s children, as they wipe the dust off the majestic ruins of the internet will uncover this song which they will take with them on their trip to the mysterious planet of Pandora where they fight blue people. Red Rat may not be understood now. He may not be understood in 50 years. One day however, in the Hover Museum of Dancehall Arts, this song will be the main attraction. It will be up there with the dancehall Mona Lisa and the dancehall The Thinker. Red Rat will be the dancehall Leonardo Da Vinci and they will make a book called “The Red Rat Code”. Dancehall. It’s called Hot Gal Holiday. Everyone wants to be on a hot gal holiday. Let us consider some video evidence of Red Rat’s genius:

That one was ok. But not more than that.

Even though Stevie Wonder is not dead, he still dug a grave so he could roll around in it.

Ha! Like Red Rat is the dancehall artist to reach out to the heartland of America. Well…actually, he is. That’s enough of fucking Red Rat. He’s the worst.

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