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GRENADA SOCA RAVE PARTY   Leave a comment

Posted February 17, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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OVERCOOKED RECORDS PRESENTS: THE ACKEEJUICE ROCKERS IN…FREEZE. READ THE INTERVIEW WITH EXCLUSIVE TRACK!   1 comment

Have we got an extra special treat for you today! Out now is the excellent as fuck EP of the Ackeejuice Rockers’ newest track Freeze. They are bringing the hard rave vibes to this release and have some big guns in for support: Neki Stranac, Boyfriend and Klipar. It doesn’t get much better than this you may think but is actually does. These clever Italian dudes have granted us an exclusive interview on this, the day of the release and have also given us a free track to give you guys! Crazy! HOW ABOUT WE GO READ THE INTERVIEW AND THEN GO BUY THIS INCREDIBLE EP AND ALSO GRAB THAT FREE TUNE AFTER THE JUMP!

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THE SOUNDCLOUDS YOU WROTE ABOUT IN YOUR DIARY   1 comment

Hey little baby, you gonna cry and write about your period in your diary? You gonna go in front of the mirror and tell yourself that you got a big dick or if you’re a girl that you have big fucking vagina? Is that something that girls care about? Who has the biggest vagina? Is that like some kind of secret sisterhood hierarchy? No? Have you guessed we’re all dudes by how misogynistic we are? Yes? What about applying your powers of deduction to deducing why these tracks are so hot. Which fucking tracks? THE ONES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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THIS TUNE IS FUCKING NUTS   6 comments

Put this in your pipe and smoke it:

Posted March 13, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDFUCKING/CLOUDFUCKING   Leave a comment

Come up with us to the the land of the clouds where your mom floats around with the angels and has sex on sale for only $9.99. At prices that low she’s practically giving it away. But that’s not all. If you click after the jump, you can go on a journey of wonderment and delight…

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WHO YOU CALLIN’ ON THE PHONE?   1 comment

Hey bros. Who you callin on the fucking phone? Are you callin your mamma to tell her that you’re scared? Are you callin the stripper that you fell in love with? Are you T-Pain in the year 2005? Why the fuck are you using a payphone anyway? Who are you? Why do they even exist? You’re like “Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. I just need to go over to the nearest glass walled conversation box and talk to a stripper for half an hour about the mix CD I just made her on the electronic equivalent of a tin can telephone. Toodles.”

“It’s cool Kandy. I can stop by and get some more crab shampoo on the way there. Have you listened to the latest CD I made you?”

How about we listen to some fucking music after this jump…

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THE ISLAND OF SOUNDS AND CLOUDS AND FUCKS   3 comments

There is an island in Cambodia where your mom goes to touch herself and think of Muammar Qaddafi naked holding an umbrella. She likes to listen to sounclouds of music while she does it. This is her story (AFTER THE JUMP):

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