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GRENADA SOCA RAVE PARTY   Leave a comment

Posted February 17, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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OVERCOOKED RECORDS PRESENTS: THE ACKEEJUICE ROCKERS IN…FREEZE. READ THE INTERVIEW WITH EXCLUSIVE TRACK!   1 comment

Have we got an extra special treat for you today! Out now is the excellent as fuck EP of the Ackeejuice Rockers’ newest track Freeze. They are bringing the hard rave vibes to this release and have some big guns in for support: Neki Stranac, Boyfriend and Klipar. It doesn’t get much better than this you may think but is actually does. These clever Italian dudes have granted us an exclusive interview on this, the day of the release and have also given us a free track to give you guys! Crazy! HOW ABOUT WE GO READ THE INTERVIEW AND THEN GO BUY THIS INCREDIBLE EP AND ALSO GRAB THAT FREE TUNE AFTER THE JUMP!

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THE SOUNDCLOUDS YOU WROTE ABOUT IN YOUR DIARY   1 comment

Hey little baby, you gonna cry and write about your period in your diary? You gonna go in front of the mirror and tell yourself that you got a big dick or if you’re a girl that you have big fucking vagina? Is that something that girls care about? Who has the biggest vagina? Is that like some kind of secret sisterhood hierarchy? No? Have you guessed we’re all dudes by how misogynistic we are? Yes? What about applying your powers of deduction to deducing why these tracks are so hot. Which fucking tracks? THE ONES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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THIS TUNE IS FUCKING NUTS   6 comments

Put this in your pipe and smoke it:

Posted March 13, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDFUCKING/CLOUDFUCKING   Leave a comment

Come up with us to the the land of the clouds where your mom floats around with the angels and has sex on sale for only $9.99. At prices that low she’s practically giving it away. But that’s not all. If you click after the jump, you can go on a journey of wonderment and delight…

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WHO YOU CALLIN’ ON THE PHONE?   1 comment

Hey bros. Who you callin on the fucking phone? Are you callin your mamma to tell her that you’re scared? Are you callin the stripper that you fell in love with? Are you T-Pain in the year 2005? Why the fuck are you using a payphone anyway? Who are you? Why do they even exist? You’re like “Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. I just need to go over to the nearest glass walled conversation box and talk to a stripper for half an hour about the mix CD I just made her on the electronic equivalent of a tin can telephone. Toodles.”

“It’s cool Kandy. I can stop by and get some more crab shampoo on the way there. Have you listened to the latest CD I made you?”

How about we listen to some fucking music after this jump…

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THE ISLAND OF SOUNDS AND CLOUDS AND FUCKS   3 comments

There is an island in Cambodia where your mom goes to touch herself and think of Muammar Qaddafi naked holding an umbrella. She likes to listen to sounclouds of music while she does it. This is her story (AFTER THE JUMP):

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SOUNDCLOUDS CLOUDING YOUR VISION TILL YOU GONE BLIND   1 comment

Hey fuckfaces. Have you ever taken pee and thought you were done and pull up your pants and then more comes out and your fuckin undies got pee in them? It’s a living. That would be terrible if that happened when you took a shit. You would need to take a long hard look at your life. Maybe you would need to listen to musics to find meaning in the world. Maybe you would click ahead to listen to soundclouds AFTER THE JUMP (get it?)

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THE 45TH CHAMBER OF WALMER-TANG   Leave a comment

On Mt Walmer in the Walmer-Tzo Province of China there is a school of hard knocks on the summit where music is pulled out of your mom’s ass. What was pulled out in the 45th chamber?

Paper Bitch- AnnaLove

Hostage – The Way You Move

The Bangles – Walk Like An Egyptian (Bassnectar’s 2003 Remix) [Free Download]

GET IT FOR FUCKING FREE HERE!

Don Fiya – Wild Life (Original Mix)

 

 

 

SOUNDCLOUDS THAT YOUR MOM TAKES IN THE BATHROOM WITH HER AND THEN LOCKS THE DOOR   Leave a comment

Cowabunga fuckers! I’m George W Bush! I have been reappointed President of the United States for the next five minutes that you read this so that making jokes about me still seems relevant and that I can make a speech to my fucking country and the fucking world to tell tem about amazing clouds of sound that you can listen to and download from the internet. This shit is tubular!

What They Call Em (Orion Remix)-Kenny Kenny

That last song was like when i was eating pizza with my political bros:

We were so fucking high off the greens and then this song came on and I was like “Hang 10!” and then I jumped on the table like a surf board and kicked the guy from fucking Uraguay in the face and was like “You’re a gay!” You get it? Lol.

Derek ‘DJA’ Allen & Top Billin – Suspiria

This track is like the time I was crying like a little baby because I was so high and I had to talk infront of bros in Africa and they were all looking at me.

Shit was just too much.

TNT “Hot Gyal” vs Lazer Sword “Batman” (Proper Villains Blend)

This last song is like one that was playing when one of the dudes I sent to Iraq came back and told me about all the pussy he had gotten an I was like “Fuckin right son!”

Hostage – Snake Charmer

This song is a good time song about the time I asked the fucking pope how much pussy he got and he was like “So much pussy dude” and I was like “Sweet”

Schlachthofbronx- Nastybass ft spoek mathambo & bigspace

Otherwise, I’m just a big fuckin fan of Schlachthofbronx and I think everybody should listen to their music and maybe get laid to it but definitely smoke some cannons.  Questions?

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