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NEW YEAR/NEW BASS   Leave a comment

Don’t know what the fuck that picture is supposed to be. Like is it the Moon hitting the Earth or is it like Uranus? Is that how it ends? We are hit by Uranus? Your anus? Fuck. Or maybe nothing will happen. Maybe you will still have to work at your dead end job for the next 20 years. Maybe there will be no end. You will still be single in 2012. Did you ever imagine that there would be an apocalypse and society would crumble and that you wouldn’t have to go to fucking work and maybe you would join some rebel group and be a hero/finally step up your game? It might never happen. You may not become some kind of post-apocalyptic fuckmaster/hero.

In the meantime why don’t we go out and grab some fucking bass music and remember the peeps we lost in 2011. LET’S GO FUCKING DO THIS SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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TOP POSTS OF 2009!   Leave a comment

Why? Because we wanted to wait until 2009 was over and nobody cared about it to highlight what you, the readers, thought were our most important posts. This is what you were into:

1. SONG OF THE DAY: DENNIS DJ – JONATHAN Ii

That song came out in like 1912 and soldiers sang it on the way to the front during WWI. Why did you want it so much?

2. A FUCK YOU EVERYBODY SONG OF THE DAY: MAJOR LAZER ft SANTIGOLD & MR LEXX – HOLD THE LINE

Ok, that makes more sense.

3. SONG OF THE DAY: TIFA – SPELL IT OUT

This was a pretty good song too. A fun song for fun times. Tifa = best female dancehall MC.

4. SONG OF THE DAY: DIZZEE RASCAL – STAND UP TALL (RADIOCLIT REMIX) (SCHLACHTHOFBRONX REMIX)

Nice! This was one of our favourite this year. Glad people in some part of the world agree because it was not popular in Toronto. In fact, we are the only people that played it that we know of. Schlachthofbronx are easily in the running for top producers of 2009 in our books.

5. SONG OF THE DAY: RYE RYE FT MIA – BANG (BURAKA SOM SISTEMA CARNIVAL REMIX)

Ok, we get this one too. In retrospect this song is not that great but Rye Rye and M.I.A. and Buraka Som Sistema all had a great year so that makes sense. Buraka Som Sistema did a concert in Toronto that was the best concert of 2009.

6. SONG OF THE DAY: ALCIDES – VIOLETA (EL REMOLON REMIX)

The Dirty Frenchman loves this track. It is basicaly the climax of his latest mix. It is like his anthem. It tells the story of his life. And he doesn’t even know what the song is about.

7. ANOTHER ATL HIP HOP SONG OF THE DAY: GUCCI MANE FEAT. YO GOTTI – CHUU

This makes sense because we all know that we’re now allowed to like Gucci Mane. Big Gucci Mane year it was that 2oo9. He has a mixtape with Diplo out today. Different than you thought it would be.

8. OSBCURE DANCEHALL SONG OF THE DAY: WARD 21 – PRESIDENT OF HOOCHIE LAND

Here is another golden oldie that you guys just wanted to read about. It was popular when Teddy Roosevelt was president of the USA. In fact, it was written to celebrate his inauguration.

9. SONG OF THE DAY: OJ DA JUICEMAN – FUCK WIT ME DAWG

The people were searching for OJ Da Juiceman in droves. He touched their hearts and opened their minds.

10. WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS:

That was a pretty good party. Check out the picks here.

Well that is what you were clicking in 2009. That is what people were clamouring for.  Your have looked into the mirror. What do you see?

THE NEW DIRTY FRENCHMAN MIX: THERE WILL BE FUCK   4 comments

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LISTEN TO THERE WILL BE FUCK:

THIS ONE IS BIG FOLKS!

The most ambitious, epic, perverted mix yet from Europe’s shame: The Dirty Frenchman.

Here are the tracks:

Mumdance & Brodinski – Eurostarr (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)

Miike Snow– Black & Blue & Enemies (Tiga Remix – Poirier Refix)

Oh Snap!! – Bill Cosby Sweater (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Malente & Dex Ft. New Kids – Lions (Douster Remix)

Yolanda Be Cool – Afro Nuts (Douster Remix)

Zombies For Money – Sacanagem

Jusa – African Air Horn Dance

Congorock – Hybro

Major Lazer Ft. Vybz Kartel – Pon De Floor

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Club Mix)

Metronomy – Radio Ladio (Radioclit Swedish Remix)

Amadou & Miriam – Sabali (Uproot Andy Remix)

Douster – King of Africa

Ghislain Poirier Ft. MC Zulu – Go Ballistic (Toddla T & Duckbeats Remix)

Zombies For Money – Numbra One

Silverlink Ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)

Timberlee – Gunny Gunny (Schlachthofbronx Remix)

Tom Stephan – Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix)

Schlachthofbronx – Holdin’ That Dick

Jamtech Foundation Ft. Voltage – Park the 9

Jahdan Blakkamoore – Go Round Payola (Matt Shadetek Bye Haters Rmx)

Ward 21 – Bang Bang

Alcides – Violeta (El Remolon Remix)

Makongo – Makongo

SONG OF THE DAY: METRONOMY – RADIO LADIO (RADIOCLIT SWEDISH REMIX)   1 comment

Metronomy

Metronomy

Metronomy – Radio Ladio (Radioclit Swedish Remix) (zshare)

Let it be known first and foremostly that when The Dirty Frenchman discovered this song, he played on his decks continuously. When we say continuously we do not mean simply that he played it alot. No. We mean that he literaly played it continuously as in without a break. Think about it. He would mix the song into itself back and forth and back again. His neighbours do not like this song. If you consider yourself a warrior (and we know that there are many of you who do), then this is the music you listen to to get ready for battle. In Africa. In the year 2037. Here is the video of the original. The original is interesting but the video makes Metronomy look like guys you would see around when you’re out but never want to hang with because you think they suck.

Posted July 11, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SONG OF THE DAY: DIZZEE RASCAL – STAND UP TALL (RADIOCLIT REMIX) (SCHLACHTHOFBRONX REMIX)   1 comment

Dizzee Rascal

Dizzee Rascal – Stand Up Tall (Radioclit Remix) (Schlachthofbronx Remix)(zshare)

You need some power to get your week going. Weetabix just won’t do anymore. This song is power. Serious power. It is a remix of a remix so it is powerful to the power of four. At the hostel party The Dirty Frenchman spotted this song on Plan B’s computer. His reaction was of surprise. Plan B is a hip hop man, where did he find this song? The Dirty Frenchman proceeded to play it and all his friends said it was amazing and asked him where he found it and The Dirty Frenchman was forced to point at Plan B. To make this song, a sample of another Radioclit (who are very good) remix was added to this Radioclit remix to make something that will make you want to take over a neighbourhood, in the 19th century. Yes. Walmer Convenience wishes they knew where that sample came from because they would use it themselves. They ain’t afraid to steal and shit. There are three in Walmer Convenience and Radioclit is only two. Walmer Convenience wins with muscle. Below is the video of the original vesion of the song before two degrees of remixology.

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