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FUCKING MUSIC FOR YOUR SORRY ASSES   Leave a comment

Hello everyone. My fucking name is Eddie Griffin. You might remember me from the fact that I played in commercial cinema films a number of years back. Now my job is to smoke cigars for money. I also like to listen to the soundclouds on the world wide web. There are so many things you can find if you like to surf it. It blows my mind sometimes like a spliff. Do you have any work for me? Can I get a light for my cigar? You want to smoke a spliff? I got some papers if you have some chrons. What are you talking about saying no? I saw you had some weed earlier. You sure you need to leave? What about these tunes? AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS JUST WASHED UP ON THE FUCKING SHORE   Leave a comment

After the Japan nuclear crisis all these radioactive soundclouds started washing up in your mom’s vagina and polluting the delicate ecosystem contained therein. You tried to do all you could during the cleanup: you gizzed into the water, you smoked cigarettes and ashed into it, you even poured bleach in it to get rid of the stains but nothing worked. There is no more hope and now you just have to make do with the new reality. Music is AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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