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BASS MUSIC FOR CREEPS   Leave a comment

Where do you listen to music? The girl’s bathroom? The school playground? You’re a creep. Even if you’re a girl it’s kinda creepy unless you have a kid and the kid is playing on the playground and you happen to be there to look after the little fucker. But then even if that is the case, why do you have your headphones on? Maybe your kid is screaming. You’ll never hear them. You’re a bad mother. This is not Parenting Today. Is there a blog called Parenting Today? Who cares. Fuckers are here for some fucking tunes so why don’t we drop the pretense and get straight to the point. Just straight up bass music for your stupid asses. GO GRAB THOSE TUNES AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!

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MURDERCLOUDS   Leave a comment


Why did we post this building. It looks kinda crazy. We don’t know where the fuck it is or what the fuck it is. Do you live in this? If you live here it looks like you would have to be some kind of sinister motherfucker plotting shit and eye fucking women on a regular and hurting animals and shit and generally being a fucking creep. That’s your life. You just sit in a high backed chair all fucking day. Don’t know why but you fucking do. Anyway LET’S GO GRAB SOME FUCKING SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE JUMP!

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ULTRA WHO IS BEST: BLACK & YELLOW   2 comments

Whoa! Hey didn’t see you there. What’s shaking? I’m Michael Tyson. As usual, I’m talking in a really high voice right now. I was asked by the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog to introduce a special treat to you guys. I didn’t know that it would be during a random moment while I was collecting my KIA™ from the valet after eating tons of food at a restaurant. But life is crazy like that. One moment you are driving your KIA™ Sportage LX down the Interstate of success and the next it could go into the ditch of failure. In the end we have no control of our destinies. Dust in the wind if you will. There is one thing you have control over actually and that would be over who is fucking best. That’s what I’m here to do. That’s my reason to live.

We all love the song Blacks & Yellows by the Wiz Khalifas. It’s a classic of the modern era. It’s so fucking classic that a shitload of fuckers made remixes of it.

IT IS NOW UP TO YOU TO CHOOSE WHO IS THE BEST! VOTE AFTER THE JUMP!

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WAS POIRIER FUCKING ONE OF THESE CHICKS?   1 comment

Interpretive dance sucks. That’s just a rule like Newton’s Law of Gravity or the rule that says not to commit genocide.

Posted April 6, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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WHO IS BEST?   Leave a comment

DEMOCRACY IS NOW! CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY! ONLY ONE CAN WIN! AFTER THAT JUMP!

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WHO YOU CALLIN’ ON THE PHONE?   1 comment

Hey bros. Who you callin on the fucking phone? Are you callin your mamma to tell her that you’re scared? Are you callin the stripper that you fell in love with? Are you T-Pain in the year 2005? Why the fuck are you using a payphone anyway? Who are you? Why do they even exist? You’re like “Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. I just need to go over to the nearest glass walled conversation box and talk to a stripper for half an hour about the mix CD I just made her on the electronic equivalent of a tin can telephone. Toodles.”

“It’s cool Kandy. I can stop by and get some more crab shampoo on the way there. Have you listened to the latest CD I made you?”

How about we listen to some fucking music after this jump…

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