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Hey hey yo! Here’s some fucking fresh ass soundclouds. Check em the fuck out like it’s fucking cowabunga time dudes. Who wants pizza? Let’s do blow! PIZZA BLOW PARTY! Don’t forget the soda pop and potato chips (or crisps as they say in England). Your mom will be there and your sister. We call shotgun! Whatever that means. Which one is shotgun to you? Is your mom shotgun? Is your sister shotgun? YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE! Anyway. Let’s pop some tunes into the CD player and have ourselves a time AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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When I fucking won my Las Vegas Film Critics Society Award for Best Supporting Actor because I played in the fucking Hours, Chicago and Gangs of New York I never let it get to my fucking head. No way. The only thing that gets to my head is blow and pussy. By the way, I John C Reilly, guest blogger for the third time at the Walmer Convenience blog. I bought this jaunty fucking hat so that chicks would look at me and say “That guy gives a fuck, but he doesn’t give a fuck, but he also cares” and you know what that means: bango! That’s like the new catch phrase I’m working on and trying to fit in all my conversations. It’s a mix of “bingo” and “bang” and you’re supposed to say it when you know for sure a chick is ready to fuck, or if a chick just did a line of blow off your dick. You just go like: Bango!. You get it? Fuck! How many times do I have to explain it to people? Anyway, here’s some fucking tunes AFTER THE JUMP:

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Wow. Japan. What’s going on there is terrible. You’re probably expecting jokes from us about that. You people are terrible you know that. Plus, you guys are not focusing on the real disaster going on here: Your own life. Too soon? Anyway, we also have another fucking disaster AFTER THE JUMP:

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Pitbull – Juice Box (mediafire)

Slackin’ time is over bitches. Walmer fi back! And what a better way to celebrate regular posting again but with Pitbull who is just a regular guy who makes tracks that blow up but are often not good. Well, now he made a b-more track. Here it is. He’s lookin for a girl’s juice box. Not this juice box:


Something more vaginal we presume. This song is pretty good we have to admit. Even if Pitbull makes you want to shoot him you can at least shoot him and dance at the same time. What else do you need?

Posted September 9, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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The Complete Dirty Frenchman (Up to May 2009)   2 comments

Over the last year The Dirty Frenchman has put out 3 awesome mixes. Here they are:

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Soulja Boy – Crank Dat (Cousin Cole Remix)

Edu K – Gatas Gatas Gatas (Crookers Remix)

Simian Mobile Disco – I Believe (Switch Remix)

Elephant Man – Shake That Ass Is On Fire

Elektrons ft Eska – Dirty Basement (Sinden Remix)

Assassin – Don’t Let Me Hold Ya

Simian Mobile Disco – It’s The Beat

M.I.A. – XR2

Dr Evil – Stamina Man

Crookers – Knobbers

Count Of Monte Cristal – B More Forward

Crookers – Big Money comin’

MOP – Ante Up (Tittsworth Remix)

Bonde de Role – Gasolina (Crookers Remix)

Capleton – Who You Callin’ Nigga

Justice – Phantom Pt II (Soulwax Remix)

Movado – Top Shotta Nah Miss

This mix came out in early 2008 so yes, these tracks are not exactly hot off the presses but take a listen. This puts the “pow” in powerful. Mad electro and dancehall power.

Government Housing(save as)


Dj Blaqstarr – Hey MF’s
Late of the Pier – Space and the Woods (the c90s Remix)
New Young Pony Club – Ice Cream (Herve Goes Bananas Remix)
ACDC – Thunderstruck (Tittsworth Remix)
Roisin Murphy – Overpowered (Herve Remix)
Crookers – My Penny
Boys Noise – My Head (Para One Remix)
Jamelia – Something About You (Crookers Crunky Remix)
The Count of Monte Cristal – Bounce That Ass
Spank Rock – Bump (Switch Remix)
Crookers – Aguas De Parco
Princess Superstar – Licky (Herve Goes Low Remix)
Liquid – Sweet Harmony (Streetlife Djs Mix)
Scotch – Penguin’s Invasion (Hot Version)
Sinden and The Count of Monte Cristal – We Don’t Give a Damn
South Rakkas Crew – Mad Again (Boy 8-Bit Remix)

Goverment Housing is from mid 2008 and is more electro slanted.

Race To Fuck Mountain

Race To Fuck Mountain

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Bobmo- To the Bobmobile (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Tigerstyle ft Vybz Kartel, Mangi Mahal and Nikitta- Balle Shava (Sinden Remix)

Count of Monte Cristal- Dibby Dj

Mr Vegas- Round of Applause

Fake Blood- Mars

R Kelly- Ignition (Cousin Cole Remix)

Mr Vegas- Dope

Black Kids- I’m not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You (The Twelves Remix)

Dennis Dj- Jonathan Ii

Hot Fucker- Jamtech Foundation

Aaron Lacrate & Debonair Samir- Real Bitch Roll Call

Pitbull ft Don Omar- Fuego

The Bloody Beetroots ft Steve Aoki- Warp 7.7

Rick Ross- Hustlin (Sinden Baltimore Remix)

A R Rahman ft Sukhvinder Singh, Tanvi Shah & Mahalaxmi Iyer- Jai Ho

Snoop Dogg- Snoop Dogg Millionaire

Race To Fuck Mountain is the latest work of the The Dirty Frenchman and incorporates dancehall, hip hop, electro, baile funk, dubstep, b-more and other shit. Supreme quality.

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