Archive for the ‘partysquad’ Tag

SOUNDCLOUDS THAT ASK YOUR MOM TO GO TO THE MOVIES   3 comments

Hey fuckers! I’m Li-fuck! I mean I’m Bow Wow, just Bow Wow. What’s happening? Do you ever wish that you could be Like Mike? So do I! And this one time I got these magic shoes that made me play like him at the basketball. True story! There was this other movie where I was listening to music and then there were soundclouds and I thought it was called Soundcloudy With A Chance of Meatballs but then I realized it was just my life and the reason why I got confused is that I had no childhood and had to act hood even when I was wearing Pokemon™ underwears. You like music too? Why don’t we listen to some fucking soundclouds together, like a family. I miss mine. LET’S GO AFTER THE JUMP!…

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DRUMSTEP AND OTHER FUCKING SHIT   Leave a comment

Drumstep was invented in China in the year 1246 by Tzu Yi. Its a fuckin music that has half drum and bass, half dubstep and all your mom’s pussy. It came to Europe in 1452 when Marco Polo tweeted the music out of his asshole. That’s the true story. Make it into a Hollywood movie starring John C Reilly. Make money from it. Take the money to Blow Depot and buy 3 kilos. Repeat. Tunage AFTER THAT FUCKING JUMP…

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STATUE TITTIES   Leave a comment

Hey you! Stop lookin’ at those statue titties! What you gonna do? Jerk off later to some rocks? That ain’t right. That rock can’t love you back. Always fucking remember, you can’t fuck no fucking stones. Relax. Music:

Playboy Tre ft Lil Jon – Ready Go (Emynd Bass Remix)

Crazy Funky Style – The Partysquad (Moombahtron edit)

Jahdan Blakkamoore “Quick Money” (FREE DOWNLOAD)

DELOREAN – STAY CLOSE (DAVE NADA MOOMBAHTON REMIX)

Munchi – Luz (Concept)

That last one is Munchi stirring up some controversy. He’s not allowed to make certain shit apparently.

 

 

PARTYSQUAD CLUSTERFUCK!   Leave a comment

Hey look assholes! You remember those dutch fuckers the Partysquad? They just put up all their shit on soundcloud. A lot of it is available for free download! GET IT NOW YOU PUSSIES!

Posted January 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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BURN IT DOWN!   2 comments

Bassjackers & The Partysquad – Showrocker (zshare)

This song is pretty great. It’s like a one two punch of dutch house flavour. You got your Partysquad on one side and then you got your fucking Bassjackers on the other and together they form a type of Voltron for fucking your face.

“I’m going to fuck your face.”

Voltron 1983

This shit is gonna light you on fire:

 

PLAN B & THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN…WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS – FIST OF FURY: THE 69TH CHAMBER   1 comment

Fist of Fury: The 69th Chamber (save as)

Finally, the powers of Walmer are united to form the Fist of Fury! This mix delivers a punch in the face to other djs on the scene making suckas reconsider their life choices. Time to take up knitting! Sleeping on this dubstep, b-more, electro madness is like sleeping on a bed of nails!

Tracklist:

Plan B:

Masters At Work – Work 2009 (DJ Marsi & Bart Remix)
Busy Signal – Pum Pum Pum (Remix)
Ludacris – How Low (Cobra Don Bmore Remix)
Kazey & Bulldog – For Da Real G’s (French Fries Remix)

The Dirty Frenchman:

Sissy Nobby – Lay Me Down (DJ Sega Remix)
The Partysquad – Crazyfunkystyle
N*E*R*D – Enveryone Nose (Douster Remix)

Plan B:

A1 Bassline – 8Oh8
Gooffee – The Siren Song
French Fries – Senta

The Dirty Frenchman:

Soda ‘n’ Suds – Fuck House (DJ Manaia Mashed Up Style Remix)
Lady Chann – Sticky Situation (Toddla T Remix)
Busy Signal – Just Wanna Fuck
Major Lazer – Pon De Floor (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix)

Plan B:

Debonair Samir – Freaky Girl
A1 Bassline – We Love Pussy
Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Doorly Remix)
Kid Sister – Pro Nails (Rusko Remix)
R Kelly – Number One (Jimmy2Times Club Rmx)

The Dirty Frenchman:

Schlachthofbronx/Sgwejegweje – Mujava Remix

AFROJACK AND THE PARTYSQUAD ARE LIKE A BOOT STEPPING ON A HUMAN FACE. FOREVER.   Leave a comment

Afrojack & The Partysquad – Check Die Beat (zshare)

What is this song? Is it b-more? No. But it isn’t your boring ass house music that you listen to in your style code lounge surrounded by assless white chicks. Definitely not that. This is just party music from a Partysquad and Afrojack. This guy knows what we’re talking about:

They just want to make asses move in the old style. This is the worst written post ever. Caca poopoo peepee. Oh yeah and Team Canada rocks you mom’s American ass all the way to the fucking gold medal bank!

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