Archive for the ‘orion’ Tag

SUB KLUB RELEASES THE FREE EXTRA BRUT COMP   Leave a comment

We don’t know who the fuck Sub Klub is as a lable. We ain’t never fucking heard of them. Are they the official lable of Subway restaurants? They’re like “Have a free comp of global bass music with you $5 footlong”. Basically we don’t know shit and by all accounts should not be posting anything from them because we have nothing of value to say about this shit. But we are still doing it. We are like that. We fucking blog first and ask questions later. Dj Orion sent us this and as far as we can tell from the internet he seems like a good dude. He might beat his kids. But that’s what he does at home. Not on the internet. Why don’t you check it the fuck out and download it AFTER THE JUMP CUNT TWATS!

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BILLY THE GENT PRESENTS: THROUGH THE WIRE   Leave a comment

What is Through The Wire? Is it this?:

No. It’s a bunch of top notch fucking producers who made songs through the internet like it was World of Warcraft or something. Except the probably get laid. Anyway, the download link is after the fucking jump. GO STREAM THE TRACKS AND DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE THING. THIS IS FUCKING BIG! Read the rest of this entry »

FUCKING THE CLOUDS OF SOUND   Leave a comment

What can we say about the Zeds Dead that Charlie Sheen has not already said so eloquently? They have some new tunage for fuckers to download. They are the Japan nuclear crisis of music except that people don’t forget that they are still going on so maybe the Japan nuclear crisis is the Zeds Dead of nuclear crises. It’s complicated. You know how it works. That’s your relationship status on Facebook. With your wife (or husband if you are the proud owner of a vagina or gay). MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!!!

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THE RISE OF BOOMBAHCHERO   2 comments

We’ve talked about it before. There is a new music on the scene. It’s boombahchero. It sounds like music made for donkeys. Seriously. How is someone supposed to dance to it? It’s like comedy music. If someone tried to dance to it they would fall over. It makes no sense. It’s like you were transported to the cartoon world of Roger Rabbit. Click after the jump. ENTER THAT FUCKING WORLD FUCKERS!

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SOUNDCLOUDS CLOUDING YOUR VISION TILL YOU GONE BLIND   1 comment

Hey fuckfaces. Have you ever taken pee and thought you were done and pull up your pants and then more comes out and your fuckin undies got pee in them? It’s a living. That would be terrible if that happened when you took a shit. You would need to take a long hard look at your life. Maybe you would need to listen to musics to find meaning in the world. Maybe you would click ahead to listen to soundclouds AFTER THE JUMP (get it?)

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SOUNDCLOUDS THAT YOUR MOM TAKES IN THE BATHROOM WITH HER AND THEN LOCKS THE DOOR   Leave a comment

Cowabunga fuckers! I’m George W Bush! I have been reappointed President of the United States for the next five minutes that you read this so that making jokes about me still seems relevant and that I can make a speech to my fucking country and the fucking world to tell tem about amazing clouds of sound that you can listen to and download from the internet. This shit is tubular!

What They Call Em (Orion Remix)-Kenny Kenny

That last song was like when i was eating pizza with my political bros:

We were so fucking high off the greens and then this song came on and I was like “Hang 10!” and then I jumped on the table like a surf board and kicked the guy from fucking Uraguay in the face and was like “You’re a gay!” You get it? Lol.

Derek ‘DJA’ Allen & Top Billin – Suspiria

This track is like the time I was crying like a little baby because I was so high and I had to talk infront of bros in Africa and they were all looking at me.

Shit was just too much.

TNT “Hot Gyal” vs Lazer Sword “Batman” (Proper Villains Blend)

This last song is like one that was playing when one of the dudes I sent to Iraq came back and told me about all the pussy he had gotten an I was like “Fuckin right son!”

Hostage – Snake Charmer

This song is a good time song about the time I asked the fucking pope how much pussy he got and he was like “So much pussy dude” and I was like “Sweet”

Schlachthofbronx- Nastybass ft spoek mathambo & bigspace

Otherwise, I’m just a big fuckin fan of Schlachthofbronx and I think everybody should listen to their music and maybe get laid to it but definitely smoke some cannons.  Questions?

SOUNDCLOUD SOUNDFUCK!   1 comment

What treasures can you find on Soundcloud today? These fucking gold ass nuggets:

Pryda – Miami To Atlanta (Emynd Moombahton Remix ft De La Ghetto)

Dj Pierre – In The Studio (2Step)

You Can’t Win feat. BigFreedia (Orion Edit)

Beenie man – Dude (Murlo Remix)

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