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MOOMBAHDEEP. IT’S OUT AND IT’S FREE   Leave a comment

The was a time not long ago when we would talk about deep house as sleep house because, you know, not really the best shit to jolt you in the morning. Suprisingly it’s been the growing amount of deep moombah and lean house shit that has made us come around. You smoke a big flat spliff on an afternoon or late the fuck at night and this shit is fucking perfect. It was compiled by this dude named Ginger Shinobi who we know nothing about except that he is some red headed fucker who likes the classic arcade game. All these facts are well and good but the most important fact for us is that the promotional material for this compilation uses a quote from us like basically us saying that something is cool is a reason for you to download it. Check it:

“If you like music that takes you somewhere and is about the journey rather than the moment then this compilation is for you. This is music that you savour. MoombahDeep is like a long dinner rather than a quick snack. Sophisticated moombahton for adults. Adults who like to spend time in smoky warehouses at 4am.”

-Walmer Convenience 2012

So that’s why you should get this compilation. Because we said that shit. Also it’s pretty good. GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKFACES AND PLAY IT AT YOUR AFTERHOURS THIS WEEKEND!

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THIS FRIDAY EITHER GO TO BINGO OR CRAWL BACK UP YOUR MOM’S PUSSY. ALSO, SWAG.   2 comments

BINGO BINGO BINGO

W A L M E R  F U C K I N G  C O N V E N I E N C E

SPINNING SHIT THE FUCK UP AT THIS SHIT

MOOBAHCLAAT/RAPE HOP/FUCKHALL

ATTEND ON THE FACEBOOK

ONLY YOU CAN STOP FOREST FIRES

We may play these choice tunes. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MUNCHI SHOTTA REMIX ALBUM OUT. NO MEDIAFIRES, JUST HAVE TO BUY IT   Leave a comment

We fucking support Munchi and most of these dudes so just click the buy link on these fucking soundclouds and buy them if you like them. If you hate them then go find out their phone numbers and call them and just breath heavily on the phone. TASTE THEM AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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SOUDCLOUDS THAT STAND ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS   Leave a comment

Hey cuntnuts? What did you do during the weekend? Did you have fun? Did you puke? Did you go to the bathroom outside of a bathroom? You are like a bird. A free bird. The bathroom is a cage you will never be confined to. You go when you like, where you like with dignity. There is no holding it in for you. You don’t hold in your emotions and you don’t hold in your pee or poo. You make the rules even while you break them. This is your music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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SOUNDCLOUDS FOR KIDS!   Leave a comment

Hey bros! Do you like pogs? We don’t because we’re adults. But maybe you are a child. What are you doing here? Your parents have really dropped the ball if you are here. They’re like “We don’t fuckin’ care. Look at whatever you want. What would you like to drink? Vodka? Beer?”. You’re pretty cool kids though if that is what you are. Maybe in a few years you can be like French Fries here. Seems like just yesterday he was coming out of his mom’s vagina and now look at him: killing a crowd in Toronto in a Chinese restaurant. Good to the Mansions and the Earmilks for having him come down and play the music even though he was ill. The Dirty Frenchman got so drunk he couldn’t fucking eat until 8pm the next day. You could live that life one day kids. MUSIC AFTER THAT JUMP YOU CUNTS!…

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THE WOMEN WHO STAR IN FREE STOCK PHOTOS FOR THE INTERNET NEED TO UP THEIR ACTING GAME   Leave a comment

Look at this. This is a photo that comes up when you look up “angry woman” in Google image search. This is like joke angry. If we came home smelling like sex and our girlfriends did this face we would think they were just joshing us about being angry and that banging as many chicks as we wanted was not only ok, but encouraged (let’s all take a cruise on the sea of feelings in the relation-ship!). MORE PICS AND FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP…

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SOUNDCLOUDS WILL NOT BE TELEVISED   3 comments

Fucking shit rape! I’m Melvin Gibson! What the fuck! Pay attention to me! I’m crazy too! I’ll kill you! You fucking sugar titted cunts! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I hate jews! I like soundclouds! You should be thankful that I fucking share them with you! THEY’RE AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! BLAAAAARRRRGHH!

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