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POST APOCALYPTIC BASS: NO MOOMBAH FUCKERS   Leave a comment

After the fucking apocalypse there will be no room for moombahton. No light-hearted fun at the end of the world. We will need bass and plenty of it. People who listen to moombahton after the apolcalypse will be moving too slow. Cannibals will easily catch up with them. People who are listening to bass may be moving even slower. But they will be heavily armed with axes and hammers. People who listen to moombahton will be armed with hugs. You can’t kill a person with hugs unless you are some kind of musclebound bohemoth. There are probably like 3 people in the world that like moombahton and are also musclebound bohemoths. They will be the only people to carry the moombahton torch into the future. They still might get fucking killed by a bunch of people who like bass music if those people gang up on them. HERE’S SOME BASS MUSIC TO BE PREPARED AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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A$AP ROCKY – PESOS   Leave a comment

Ever since this video for Everything’s Purple dropped motherfuckers have been fiending for the track at the end of it…here it is..

A$AP Rocky – Pesos (Limelinx)

PARTY TIME IN NEW YORK CITY WITH MOVADO   Leave a comment

Are you a star bwoy too?

Posted April 25, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDFUCKING/CLOUDFUCKING   Leave a comment

Come up with us to the the land of the clouds where your mom floats around with the angels and has sex on sale for only $9.99. At prices that low she’s practically giving it away. But that’s not all. If you click after the jump, you can go on a journey of wonderment and delight…

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PLAN B X FRENCH MONTANA – MORE COKE   2 comments

The coke was cut, sold and now ya’ll askin for a mothafuckin re up. Who you gonna call? Fuckin Plan B of course. Plan B brings part two of his 86 part series on the life and times of French Montana. If you missed part one then click the fuck here. If you’re lookin for part 86 then come back in 2037 or build yourself a mothafuckin time machine and spark one up with Marty McFly. Either way, Plan B brings it again with this shit, dropping tracks like you’ll be hearing this shit in 3D  and he keeps his mouth shut and let’s French do all the talking. Make sure your fuckin nostrils are clear cuz you about to do some MORE COKE!

Tracklist:

01. Max B ft. French Montana – The Remix
02. French Montana – Trya Breathe (Close my Mind)
03. French Montana – Is U Kiddin Me?
04. French Montana ft. Corte Ellis – Whatcha Know About It
05. French Montana ft. Mike Shorey – Lay Down
06. French Montana ft. Chinx Drugz – Deuces Remix
07. Max B ft. French Montana – Dirty South
08. French Montana ft. YG Hootie and Waka Flocka Flame – Take it Off
09. French Montana ft. Gucci Mane and Akon – Top Chef
10. French Montana ft. Wiz Khalifa – Not Ready
11. French Montana – You Belong to Me
12. French Montana – Life be a Movie
13. French Montana – Gettin High
14. French Montana – Ready To Go
15. Max B ft. French Montana & Maino – 1st Round Draft Pick
16. French Montana ft. Akon –  Overtime
17. French Montana ft. Masspike Miles – Get it All
18. French Montana ft. Sam Hook, Chinx Drugs – How It Feel
19. Max B ft. French Montana – We Wavy
20. French Montana ft. Chix Drugz, Flip and Charlie YG – Middle Fingers Up

YUH HEART DONE GOT BROKE   Leave a comment

New fucking moombahton from fucking Heartbreak that is a few weeks old.

DOWNLOAD THE EP HERE!

Here’s some samples:

Emalkay When I look at you(Heartbreak’s I love Moombahcore Remix)

Doctor P Sweet Shop (Heartbreak’s Moombahcore Remix)

And never forget to go to this shit tomorrow:

Check it out on the Facebook!

And if you’re in the New York area:

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