Archive for the ‘new orleans bounce’ Tag

THE GREATEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME   5 comments

MOOMTASTIC   1 comment

Happy May Day assholes! Do you even know what it’s about? When The Dirty Frenchman was in Europe they used to do shit. Some anarchist/commie stuff. Anyway, it’s not our fucking job to talk about that shit. Hire someone else if you want it done. Our job is music and today it’s fucking moombahton, moombahton mixed with bounce. Have you heard of Dj Orion? He did this shit. It pretty hot.

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SOUNDCLOUDS THAT VISIT YOU IN THE NIGHT   Leave a comment

When I fucking won my Las Vegas Film Critics Society Award for Best Supporting Actor because I played in the fucking Hours, Chicago and Gangs of New York I never let it get to my fucking head. No way. The only thing that gets to my head is blow and pussy. By the way, I John C Reilly, guest blogger for the third time at the Walmer Convenience blog. I bought this jaunty fucking hat so that chicks would look at me and say “That guy gives a fuck, but he doesn’t give a fuck, but he also cares” and you know what that means: bango! That’s like the new catch phrase I’m working on and trying to fit in all my conversations. It’s a mix of “bingo” and “bang” and you’re supposed to say it when you know for sure a chick is ready to fuck, or if a chick just did a line of blow off your dick. You just go like: Bango!. You get it? Fuck! How many times do I have to explain it to people? Anyway, here’s some fucking tunes AFTER THE JUMP:

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THE ISLAND OF SOUNDS AND CLOUDS AND FUCKS   3 comments

There is an island in Cambodia where your mom goes to touch herself and think of Muammar Qaddafi naked holding an umbrella. She likes to listen to sounclouds of music while she does it. This is her story (AFTER THE JUMP):

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