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What is this building doing? It’s cuming. That’s what the fuck it’s doing. That’s what you’re gonna do when you hear all the moombahton tracks we got in this post. You will be like “I’m cuming like a building!” and everyone will think you got personal problems. That will be your New Year’s. Kicking off 2012 with a bang. It doesn’t really matter since the fucking Mayas are gonna kill you soon anyway. But before you go, you’ll have good ass tunes. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS! GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF SOME MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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Hey! What’s going on? I’m fucking Bill Cosby and I’m writing today on the Walmer Convenience blog. I’m not just a ghost dad but also a music lover. I go on soundcloud and listen to the beats. I’m gonna give you a taste of what I found. I think these songs are good but I haven’t even listened to them. I’m just gonna talk about what I think they sound like.

Nas – Life’s A Bitch (Gooffee Remix)

That song reminds me of the time I caught Theo smoking. I was so pissed. I made him smoke the whole pack to teach him a lesson. Then he got addicted and smoked again. The I beat the fuck out of him while making funny faces. It was hilarious.

Hyper Crush – Kick Us Out (HYPER CRUSH REMIX)

That song is like when you are trying to eat a fucking ice cream cone, but it’s too big for your mouth. Like this:

Everyone was like “How is he gonna fit that ice cream in his fucking mouth? It’s way too fucking big!” And I was like “You just watch!” and then the ice cream fell on my fucking shirt and i had to wash it twice to get it out.

Munchi – Skrillex Es Un Montro

That one reminded me of when I died but I was a ghost and had to take care of my kids and I was going through fucking walls and wearing ghost clothes and tipping my ghost hat. I was like “I’m so fucking dead”.

Merital – Money (Mr. Leub Home Sweet Home Remix)

That song reminds me of the time I was old and sitting on a chair.

I was like “I’m too fucking tired to stand up”. And everyone else was like “Are you still a person people care about?”. That’s that fucking song for me.

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