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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING DOWN IN TORONTO ON SATURDAY MARCH 26?   2 comments

Listen fucknuts. Here’s the deal: one of our favourite electronic groups of the last few years is coming to Toronto. Who are they? Schlachthofbronx. What do they do? They serve up bass like Japan serves up nuclear disasters. They go big. Too soon or not soon enough? You be the judge. Anyway, they are coming to fucking Toronto with Dubbel Dutch this Saturday. If you live in or are gonna be anywhere around Toronto that day then it is your duty to go to this show. We are not even involved with this show and we are telling you to go. We’re actually pretty jealous of those Plugged Not Thugged assholes for getting them and have often joked that we should make a Thugged Not Plugged party as a joke. For just this moment however, we will put down our weapons and unite together like the all the countries in the world did in the smash 1996 hit Independence Day. We still have the best blog in Toronto and are the best djs. That will never change.

BUY THE TICKETS HERE FUCKERS!

$15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15

Not convinced by our self-interested selflessness? Then click after the jump for ALL THE BEST SHIT THAT SCHLACHTHOFBRONX HAS MADE! (obviously not all for download you assholes)

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SCHLACHTHOFFUCK!   Leave a comment

This is the story of our life.

Posted March 16, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS THAT YOUR MOM TAKES IN THE BATHROOM WITH HER AND THEN LOCKS THE DOOR   Leave a comment

Cowabunga fuckers! I’m George W Bush! I have been reappointed President of the United States for the next five minutes that you read this so that making jokes about me still seems relevant and that I can make a speech to my fucking country and the fucking world to tell tem about amazing clouds of sound that you can listen to and download from the internet. This shit is tubular!

What They Call Em (Orion Remix)-Kenny Kenny

That last song was like when i was eating pizza with my political bros:

We were so fucking high off the greens and then this song came on and I was like “Hang 10!” and then I jumped on the table like a surf board and kicked the guy from fucking Uraguay in the face and was like “You’re a gay!” You get it? Lol.

Derek ‘DJA’ Allen & Top Billin – Suspiria

This track is like the time I was crying like a little baby because I was so high and I had to talk infront of bros in Africa and they were all looking at me.

Shit was just too much.

TNT “Hot Gyal” vs Lazer Sword “Batman” (Proper Villains Blend)

This last song is like one that was playing when one of the dudes I sent to Iraq came back and told me about all the pussy he had gotten an I was like “Fuckin right son!”

Hostage – Snake Charmer

This song is a good time song about the time I asked the fucking pope how much pussy he got and he was like “So much pussy dude” and I was like “Sweet”

Schlachthofbronx- Nastybass ft spoek mathambo & bigspace

Otherwise, I’m just a big fuckin fan of Schlachthofbronx and I think everybody should listen to their music and maybe get laid to it but definitely smoke some cannons.  Questions?

THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN – THE INVISIBLE HAND   2 comments

The Dirty Frenchman – The Invisible Hand

The Dirty Frenchman was raised in an Algerian bunker by lepers. He learned to dj using twine and old bottle caps. This is a hard hitting mix that is at times bewildering and operatic. He touches on many genres and no genres. Electro, house,  global ghettotech, uk funky, b-more, kuduro and dancehall collide and become not just a collection of songs, but a story. Not just a story, but a narrative. Not just a narrative, but a dj mix.

Murder Mike, Mike-Mike, Young H.I.D. – Cherry Hill And Down Ya Block

Doorly ft. Lady Chann – The One

Hypercrush – Ayo

Drop The Lime – Doomsday Device

Mustard Pimp – Kiwi (Gigi Barocco Remix)

Douster ft. Spoek Mathambo – Punani

Sidney Samson – Panorama

Drop The Lime – Sex Sax (Zombies For Money Remix)

So Shifty Ft. Busy Signal – Lift Up Dat

Dj Khaled, T-Pain, Ludacris & Rick Ross – All I Do is Win (Cuz Cole Remix)

Steve Starks – Git Em (Munchi Remix)

? – No Beef (RadioKillaz Remix)

Perfect Loosers Ft. Karo MC – Bandits (Sabbo Remix)

Ghostdad – Vuvuzela Beat

Schlachthofbronx – Sai Safarda

Schlachthofbronx – We Run This

Die Antwoord – Enter The Ninja (Douster Remix)

Rusko – Dial My Number

Cham – Take It Outside

SOME OLD FASHIONED SCHLACHTHOFBRONX HOTNESS   Leave a comment

Here’s something we came across on the old Soundcloud by our old friends:

Schlachthofbronx – Sai Safarda ft. MC Leka

This shit right here is real mothafuckas. The track just builds and does all this stuff for like 2 minutes and then vocals come in. It’s got like this undertone of insanity in it. Like you are feeling like you are about to go crazy but you are holding it in. Just like you hold in all your feelings. Take off your glasses. Let your hair down. Don’t you see you’re beautiful. But yeah this is some serious heat from the Schlachth or the Bronx or whatever they like to be called. Post apocalyptic baile funk.

MOVADO VS SCHLACHTHOFBRONX   Leave a comment

Movado – Gangsta For Life (Mr.Leub Mad Instrument Remix) (zshare)

What if you could hear vocals by Movado and music by Schlachthofbronx? Would that make you happy. Would you cry about it? Would you pee your pants like a little baby bitch? Well, if that is what happens to you then you will hate Mr. Leub or if you enjoy peeing your pants you will love him. He seems to be some German guy who just makes mixtapes all the time. As for Movado, he’s known for this:

OH AND THIS IS HAPPENING…   Leave a comment

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