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THE RISE OF BOOMBAHCHERO   2 comments

We’ve talked about it before. There is a new music on the scene. It’s boombahchero. It sounds like music made for donkeys. Seriously. How is someone supposed to dance to it? It’s like comedy music. If someone tried to dance to it they would fall over. It makes no sense. It’s like you were transported to the cartoon world of Roger Rabbit. Click after the jump. ENTER THAT FUCKING WORLD FUCKERS!

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SHOVE THESE SOUNDCLOUDS IN YOUR EARS   Leave a comment

If DMX were still alive, this is the music he would be bumpin. But he’s dead so he isn’t. You heard that?

Cee Lo Green – Bright Lights, Bigger City [Tommie Sunshine & Gianni Marino Edit]

Let It Roll (Wobblestiltskin Remix) – Lank & Inkfish feat. Yota

Los Rakas ft Favi – Abrazame (sonora remix)

Mumdance – Smasher (Top Billin Vocal Remix)

 

NON HIP HOP SHIT   Leave a comment

Lol, sum Douster, Robyn and Savage Skulls ish for ya:

Look out. You gon get in sum baile funk too

Sum soca so u gon get crazy wit it. JKS lol

Gotta give it up to thos French Fries niggas tho

But 4 real one second, whos gun take on Mumdance an Drums of Death?

Oliver Twizt n Maluca but u prolly still get it twisted

U be actin like u don no this 1 but u like it

MMMONDAY IS BACK AGAIN…   Leave a comment

Jammer ft. Skepta, JME, Frisco & Camalot – 10 Man Roll (zshare)

Once again another week is over and you are relieved. Yes relieved. Why? Because tomorrow is a fuckin’ Monday. Or should we say Mmmonday? Either way it means good ass times at the ol’ Andy Poolhall. If you don’t know what the fuck global gutter is yet then you need to go there and learn and drink and dance. Learning by doing. Check that shit out on facebook. Lower your job performance Toronto. Together.

THE NEW DIRTY FRENCHMAN MIX: THERE WILL BE FUCK   4 comments

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LISTEN TO THERE WILL BE FUCK:

THIS ONE IS BIG FOLKS!

The most ambitious, epic, perverted mix yet from Europe’s shame: The Dirty Frenchman.

Here are the tracks:

Mumdance & Brodinski – Eurostarr (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)

Miike Snow– Black & Blue & Enemies (Tiga Remix – Poirier Refix)

Oh Snap!! – Bill Cosby Sweater (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Malente & Dex Ft. New Kids – Lions (Douster Remix)

Yolanda Be Cool – Afro Nuts (Douster Remix)

Zombies For Money – Sacanagem

Jusa – African Air Horn Dance

Congorock – Hybro

Major Lazer Ft. Vybz Kartel – Pon De Floor

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Club Mix)

Metronomy – Radio Ladio (Radioclit Swedish Remix)

Amadou & Miriam – Sabali (Uproot Andy Remix)

Douster – King of Africa

Ghislain Poirier Ft. MC Zulu – Go Ballistic (Toddla T & Duckbeats Remix)

Zombies For Money – Numbra One

Silverlink Ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)

Timberlee – Gunny Gunny (Schlachthofbronx Remix)

Tom Stephan – Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix)

Schlachthofbronx – Holdin’ That Dick

Jamtech Foundation Ft. Voltage – Park the 9

Jahdan Blakkamoore – Go Round Payola (Matt Shadetek Bye Haters Rmx)

Ward 21 – Bang Bang

Alcides – Violeta (El Remolon Remix)

Makongo – Makongo

SONG OF THE DAY: POP LEVI – DITA DIMONÉ (MUMDANCE & HIGH RANKIN REMIX)   1 comment

POP LEVI – DITA DIMONÉ (MUMDANCE & HIGH RANKIN REMIX) (zshare)

The Dirty Frenchman is always trying to act like he is better than the dirty, shitty, unwashed pervert that he is. Not long ago The Dirty Frenchman tried to organize a fancy dinner at his house. This is what took place:

That’s how it went. People speak French and act like racial stereotypes at The Dirty Frenchman’s house. Fuck him. The only time the guests had any fun was after when he put on a few tunes after the meal and this song was one of them. This is the everything bagel of songs. It has electro parts, dubstep parts, rockish parts whatever. Catch the taste!

SONG OF THE DAY: Silverlink ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)   4 comments

Silverlink ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix) (zshare)

Here is a story. Before the super successful Daggerin’ party (stand by for news about that), The Dirty Frenchman was afraid he did not have enough bangers to create madness on the floor. He had heard Plan B and Kortez and was jealous because they had ass breaking new songs and The Dirty Frenchman only had ass not as much breaking new songs. He searched far and wide like Harrison Ford looked for his family and his wife in movies:

And then he happened upon this track. This is what dj dreams are made of. This song is what they play in the insane asylum when it’s play time. If this doesn’t get the crowd moving then you are playing in front of quadriplegics. Fast/slow then fast/slow. It has everything. However, that doesn’t mean much to quadriplegics. The Dirty Frenchman was heard to say recently that he is a Mumdance fan. But then maybe that’s a reason not to love Mumdance.

 

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