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WEEKEND PARTY TIME FUCKFEST   Leave a comment

These people are fucking partying, who are they partying to? US FUCKERS! That’s who. We demolished 751 on Saturday like your dad demolished your mom and inpregnated her with you. That’s how we roll. At points bitches were dancing on tables and shit. Do we have photos of that? No. Are we lying then? You’ll never know. Whatever, we took a bunch of shitty pics. GO GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP AND CHECK CRAPPY PICS OF THE BAD TASTE JAM! BIG UP STEVE ROCK OF THE GOOD KIDS FOR HAVING US!

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THIS FRIDAY EITHER GO TO BINGO OR CRAWL BACK UP YOUR MOM’S PUSSY. ALSO, SWAG.   2 comments

BINGO BINGO BINGO

W A L M E R  F U C K I N G  C O N V E N I E N C E

SPINNING SHIT THE FUCK UP AT THIS SHIT

MOOBAHCLAAT/RAPE HOP/FUCKHALL

ATTEND ON THE FACEBOOK

ONLY YOU CAN STOP FOREST FIRES

We may play these choice tunes. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MUNCHI SHOTTA REMIX ALBUM OUT. NO MEDIAFIRES, JUST HAVE TO BUY IT   Leave a comment

We fucking support Munchi and most of these dudes so just click the buy link on these fucking soundclouds and buy them if you like them. If you hate them then go find out their phone numbers and call them and just breath heavily on the phone. TASTE THEM AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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4 SONGS AND A FUNERAL   Leave a comment

Remember in the early 90’s Andie McDowell was in like every movie and Bill Murray fucked her and Hugh Grant and other fuckers like maybe Gerard Depardieu. Or maybe you were not born yet and in that case you scare us and we are old. On the bright side you would be able to relate because she dressed like all the fucking chicks do now. So really nothing has changed. Today is the 1990’s and the 1990’s were the 2010’s. Pogs are still cool too right? Always cool. Never go out of style. How about we listen to some music after the fucking jump that is varied and not just of one style. Click that fucking link assholes. Do it. Pussies.

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IS THIS YOUR SCHOOL?   Leave a comment

Posted March 20, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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FUCK SOUNDS FROM FUCK CLOUDS   1 comment

Hey kids! There’s a new fuckin beat that’s sweeping the nation! It’s called soundclouding. It’s a fucking tubular ass time. You listen to musics on the internets that are fresh and too legit to quit. You can tweet them to your mom so your whole fucking family can enjoy the tunes. Way better than pogs. Way cleaner than your mom’s vagina. Jump on the craze AFTER THE JUMP! Cowabunga!

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THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN MINIMIX – PICK A HOLE AND WUCK IT   1 comment

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Bam! You just got punched in the face! The Dirty Frenchman dancehall mix. Here’s the tracklist:

Mr Vegas – I am Blessed
Esser – Satisfied (Toddla T Remix)
SoulForce feat. Ward 21 – Power (Luke Rich Remix)
Zonora Point – Huachita rica (Douster Remix)
Douster ft. Aidonia – Uucko Tight
Mr. G – Healthy Body
Terro 3000 – Born As A Gallis
Mr Lexx– Dem A Pree
Vybz Kartel – Turn & Wine
Gyptian – Hold Yuh

Walmer nuh fi fear.

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