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These are some kind of Polish dudes or some shit like that. They released a free track a few months ago that we rinsed during New Year’s weekend (grab it here). That shit follows in that same Uk Garage style. The way to best appreciate this EP is to grab some NyQuil, drink half the bottle and chase it with some Hennessy™. GRAB IT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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Posted January 6, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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BASS MUSIC FOR CREEPS   Leave a comment

Where do you listen to music? The girl’s bathroom? The school playground? You’re a creep. Even if you’re a girl it’s kinda creepy unless you have a kid and the kid is playing on the playground and you happen to be there to look after the little fucker. But then even if that is the case, why do you have your headphones on? Maybe your kid is screaming. You’ll never hear them. You’re a bad mother. This is not Parenting Today. Is there a blog called Parenting Today? Who cares. Fuckers are here for some fucking tunes so why don’t we drop the pretense and get straight to the point. Just straight up bass music for your stupid asses. GO GRAB THOSE TUNES AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!

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Hi I’m Nicholas Nolte. I’m so fucking old now that I don’t even know what time it is. What time is it? 12 o’clock? Fuck I’m late for my class to help me not be a crazy fuck. Looks like I’m getting drunk again tonight. Better get my fucking butler to call the cops and tell them to save my favourite cell for me. You know what fucking music I listen to when I go ape shit? I listen to Thunderbird Juicebox. He just put out a fucking free EP on my favourite label Moveltraxx. In fact tonight I’m gonna take six Tylenol 3, drink a bottle of Hpnotiq™, take my Maybach out for a spin and ram it into the crowd waiting in line to go see the movie Jack & Jill starring the famous comic Adam Sandler dressed as his own twin sister. Then I will pay the admission to see that film and whack off to it. What will be playing while I do that? The Thunderbird Juicebox Bassgame Stupid EP from Moveltraxx. Why don’t we check it out together. GO GRAB THE WHOLE EP AND STREAM IT IF YOU LIKE THAT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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