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CLASSIC DANCEHALL VIDEO PARTY   Leave a comment

Hey fuckers! How the fuck are you? You wanna have a classic dancehall video dance party? All essential songs?ALRIGHT LET’S FUCKING GO AFTER THE JUMP!

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MOVADO IS READY TO SETTLE   Leave a comment

Sure buddy. That’s exactly how you feel.

Posted November 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SUPER SOUNDCLOUD WEDNESDAY OF FUCK!   3 comments

We don’t know why we call this “Super Soundcloud Wednesday”. We post soundclouds all the time. Nothing special there. But we still call it that. So get used to it. Life is best if you don’t ask questions. Life is best if you shut up. But keep your ears open because sometimes you might hear some good fucking music. Or maybe you won’t. Maybe you hate all the stuff we post and you make sure to visit our blog everyday to be like “look at this crap, these guys are stupid cunt motherfuckers that like garbage tunes from shitonia”. Well thanks for boosting our traffic. MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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DANCEHALL AND A MOVIE   Leave a comment

If you’re like us, there’s nothing you like better than to sit back, relax and watch a film and listen to your favourite dancehall song. It’s a great combination. Finding the best movie/song combination can be frustrating though. With so many to choices you might end up with a headache instead of a good time.

That’s where Walmer comes in. We’ve made the choices for you and provided you with the best combination of dancehall songs and movies. You can feel confident in your choices because when Walmer is involved you know you’re in good hands. Grab the family, turn on the stereo and slip that DVD in the player.

Don’t forget the popcorn! OUR PICKS AFTER THE JUMP!

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PARTY TIME IN NEW YORK CITY WITH MOVADO   Leave a comment

Are you a star bwoy too?

Posted April 25, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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WATCH THIS AND FEEL GULLY   Leave a comment

Do you feel gully? Are you still white? Next time.

Posted February 22, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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DANCEHALL VIDEOS!   Leave a comment

Hey! I’m George fucking Foreman! Let’s grill up some sausage and some burgers, huff some gasoline and have a dancehall video party!

 

YOU ARE NOT FOREVER YOUNG. ONE DAY YOU WILL DIE. EARLIER THAN US PROBABLY.   1 comment


Jay-z ft. Movado & Mr Hudson – Forever Young (zshare)

In the dying days of Mmmondays, before they were unceremoniously replaced by Burner Mondays (yes, we’re talking about it) some late 40’s year old asshole came up to us at Andy Poolhall and demanded that we play the Jay-z (we guess you can call it interpretation) of Forever Young by Alphaville. This:

And we were were like “fuck this!” This a fucking song to sell Saturns to your settling into life ass:

So we played tons of uk funky instead to be assholes. The guy got soooo angry. He started demanding we play the Jay-z Forever Young. We were like: Fuck you Mr Saturn! You are the Mr Hudson of Saturns! You make fucking hooks for Saturn songs like “It’s a a fucking Saturn. You life is over.” Imagine that to music. Anyway, this version includes Movado. Enjoy.

MOVADO VS SCHLACHTHOFBRONX   Leave a comment

Movado – Gangsta For Life (Mr.Leub Mad Instrument Remix) (zshare)

What if you could hear vocals by Movado and music by Schlachthofbronx? Would that make you happy. Would you cry about it? Would you pee your pants like a little baby bitch? Well, if that is what happens to you then you will hate Mr. Leub or if you enjoy peeing your pants you will love him. He seems to be some German guy who just makes mixtapes all the time. As for Movado, he’s known for this:

SONG OF THE DAY: MOVADO – MOCKINGBIRD   Leave a comment

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Movado – Mockingbird (zshare)

Do you remember when you were a kid and your parents would put on some fun music and you would kind of act zany and have great memories. This is one of those songs. Actually, this is not one of those songs. This is so not one of those songs. If your parents put this song on then not only were they able to get music from the future but they must have also been psychopaths. This song is pretty hard. That’s what Movado does. That’s his job. He works at the hard music factory. He puts in extra hours. Got a good bonus last year. It’s getting colder and the celebrities won’t be in Toronto much longer. It’s gonna be harsh. Pick up your battle axe.

Posted September 16, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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