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SOUNCLOUDS THAT COME TO YOUR MOM’S HOUSE WITH FLOWERS   Leave a comment

Is this your fucking father? Because if so your life is terrible. You’ve got real problems when his shirt is too big to contain his gut. Is it because his gut is his point of pride? When you’re at the mall and people are staring he tells you about how he had to drink millions of beers and eat 56 more tonnes of food than he needed to over his life. But if that’s not enough, did you know your dad likes to go Bangkok to nail teenage whores like there will be no more teenage whores left? It’s true. As the great artists had paint and canvas through which to express themselves and the poets the pen and the paper, your dad has teenage whores. That’s your life, don’t wear it out. Big LOLs all around. MUSIC IS AFTER THAT FUCKIN’ JUMP:

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STATUE TITTIES   Leave a comment

Hey you! Stop lookin’ at those statue titties! What you gonna do? Jerk off later to some rocks? That ain’t right. That rock can’t love you back. Always fucking remember, you can’t fuck no fucking stones. Relax. Music:

Playboy Tre ft Lil Jon – Ready Go (Emynd Bass Remix)

Crazy Funky Style – The Partysquad (Moombahtron edit)

Jahdan Blakkamoore “Quick Money” (FREE DOWNLOAD)

DELOREAN – STAY CLOSE (DAVE NADA MOOMBAHTON REMIX)

Munchi – Luz (Concept)

That last one is Munchi stirring up some controversy. He’s not allowed to make certain shit apparently.

 

 

IT’S TIME FOR MOOMBAHCORE!   Leave a comment

“Time is money and money is pussy and pussy doesn’t wait for anyone.”

-Albert Fucking Einstein

Hey, it’s Friday. Time to smoke three crack rock, drink two bottles of Alizé and have a fucking moombahcore house party pajama jam. Right Kid n’ Play?

“You fuckin know it Walmer. Also moombahcore is a mix of moombahton and dubstep.”

Lee Mortimer & Laidback Luke – Blau (Jimi Needles Moombahcore Blowup)

PANTEROS666 – KEGSTAND (Max le Daron Moombahcore/Cumbahcore Refix)

Eastern Jam – Chase and Status (Moombahtron moombahcore remix)

Raw Core (Jon’s Moombahcore Edit)

Pacheko – 930 (sonora moombahcore remix)

doctor p – big boss (cam jus moombahcore remix)

Lightning EyeZ – Hold it Against My Moombahbone feat. Britney Spears & Milkman

Miami Vice (Moombahton Original)

Guapo Feo – Faters

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