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TAKE THESE SONGS AND CALL US IN THE MORNING FUCKERS   Leave a comment

This train is you life. The building is your dignity. Your life smashes through your dignity. What does that mean? Does it mean that one of your family members will eventually live in a trailer park? Does it mean that one day CSIs will be asking for your bodily fluids? Maybe it just means that you’ll live a normal life working at Ikea helping people to obtain and construct affordable furniture. Maybe you should just listen to these songs AFTER THE JUMP…

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SOUNDCLOUDS FROM THE STREETS OF FUCK CITY!   3 comments

When was the last time you shit your pants? 10 years ago? 15 years ago? 1 year ago? If you answered yes to the last one then you have a problem. You are either a baby, a homeless person or a human vegetable. If that is the case we ask: How did you manage to go on the internet, find this blog and be able to read it? You should not be able to do that. Science just won’t fucking allow it. Stop disrespecting science and get yourself a fucking job and a sense of respect.

Anyway maybe one of you will shit your pants tomorrow. Whoever shits their pants next and can prove it to us wins a full writeup on the Walmer Blog. You could get a write up as a dj or music producer or maybe as a janitor or as a person that stands on a bridge over the freeway yelling at cars. You could be a star. Music is after THE FUCKING JUMP…

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