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YOUR GIRLFRIEND USED TO SLEEP WITH THESE SONGS   1 comment

Whose song is Rihanna listening to? Is she listening to the moombahton? Is she listening to the juke? What about the fucking drumstep? “Hi, my names is Rihanna. I like make drumstep play in mines ears.” That’s the way it would be. What would you do if your girlfriend stated liking drumstep? Would you have it play in the background while you guys fuck? Would you play chopped and screwed while you fucked? If you did would it take you 4 hours or 6 to finish? Anyway. Just listen to these songs and imagine Rihanna was in your class in high school. GO GET THEM AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS WILL NOT BE TELEVISED   3 comments

Fucking shit rape! I’m Melvin Gibson! What the fuck! Pay attention to me! I’m crazy too! I’ll kill you! You fucking sugar titted cunts! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I hate jews! I like soundclouds! You should be thankful that I fucking share them with you! THEY’RE AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! BLAAAAARRRRGHH!

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BODY ROCK!   Leave a comment

MC Zulu & Douster – Body Rock (zshare)

Sometimes you gotta cry because that fucking octapus that predicted who would win the world cup died today. The Dirty Frenchman is crying because Rob Ford won the election in Toronto. Sometimes you gotta get angry because the world is spiralling out of control and there is nothing you can do about it. Sometimes you just gotta look at Kim Kardashian’s ass and be thankful that shit like that exists to make the world bearable. And sometimes you need to go to this:

Check that shit on The Social Network.

THE NEW DIRTY FRENCHMAN MIX: THERE WILL BE FUCK   4 comments

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LISTEN TO THERE WILL BE FUCK:

THIS ONE IS BIG FOLKS!

The most ambitious, epic, perverted mix yet from Europe’s shame: The Dirty Frenchman.

Here are the tracks:

Mumdance & Brodinski – Eurostarr (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)

Miike Snow– Black & Blue & Enemies (Tiga Remix – Poirier Refix)

Oh Snap!! – Bill Cosby Sweater (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Malente & Dex Ft. New Kids – Lions (Douster Remix)

Yolanda Be Cool – Afro Nuts (Douster Remix)

Zombies For Money – Sacanagem

Jusa – African Air Horn Dance

Congorock – Hybro

Major Lazer Ft. Vybz Kartel – Pon De Floor

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Club Mix)

Metronomy – Radio Ladio (Radioclit Swedish Remix)

Amadou & Miriam – Sabali (Uproot Andy Remix)

Douster – King of Africa

Ghislain Poirier Ft. MC Zulu – Go Ballistic (Toddla T & Duckbeats Remix)

Zombies For Money – Numbra One

Silverlink Ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)

Timberlee – Gunny Gunny (Schlachthofbronx Remix)

Tom Stephan – Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix)

Schlachthofbronx – Holdin’ That Dick

Jamtech Foundation Ft. Voltage – Park the 9

Jahdan Blakkamoore – Go Round Payola (Matt Shadetek Bye Haters Rmx)

Ward 21 – Bang Bang

Alcides – Violeta (El Remolon Remix)

Makongo – Makongo

SONG OF THE DAY: GHISLAIN POIRIER FT. MC ZULU – GO BALLISTIC (TODDLA T & DUCKBEATS REMIX)   2 comments

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GHISLAIN POIRIER FT. MC ZULU – GO BALLISTIC (TODDLA T & DUCKBEATS REMIX) (zshare)

This may not be a new song, but it is a good song. A good song for dancing. A good song for wining (not winning, though you can do that too). Ghislain Poirier is the Quebec kid who can make reggae and soca with the best of them. The Dirty Frenchman thinks that he’s ok because people from Quebec are at least semi-French. This shit will be played at this thing:

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All the shit on this blog could be played at that thing. That’s why Diplo said “Walmer are the best djs”. It’s true. Ask him. Approach him next time you are at one of his shows and talk to him about Walmer Convenience. He will know immediate about whom you are referring to. That look of confusion on his face will be because he is astonished that someone had the gall to bring up the few djs that are better than him to his face. He will pretend to not know what you are talking about. He will say “I don’t know who Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman are.” But his eyes will be saying “Why must you bring up those djs who are are the one stain on my life. Even with all this money and all these bitches and a top selling cd of dancehall/electro music with some of the best reggae artists I will alway measure myself against those two and will always come up short.” Yeah, that’s what will be going on in his mind. The next thing you should do is buy him a drink. He will need one.

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