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SUPER SOUNDCLOUD WEDNESDAY OF FUCK!   3 comments

We don’t know why we call this “Super Soundcloud Wednesday”. We post soundclouds all the time. Nothing special there. But we still call it that. So get used to it. Life is best if you don’t ask questions. Life is best if you shut up. But keep your ears open because sometimes you might hear some good fucking music. Or maybe you won’t. Maybe you hate all the stuff we post and you make sure to visit our blog everyday to be like “look at this crap, these guys are stupid cunt motherfuckers that like garbage tunes from shitonia”. Well thanks for boosting our traffic. MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNDS/FUCKS/CLOUDS   Leave a comment

Hello gents! I am Johnathan L. Leguizamo, star of Hollywood’s “The Pest”. When I’m not pretending to be other people I like to listen to music on my Sony Walkman™ or Microsoft Zune™. Music is maybe the most important tool that I use for what I would call not my “acting” but rather my “becoming”. Indeed it is by listening to soundclouds that I am able to “be” a character. Thus I become The Pest as  Plan B becomes Thugstep. This is the true meaning of art. Let the songs inspire you too. AFTER THE DAMN JUMP…

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A SOUNDCLOUD BAR?   Leave a comment

Blazaaaaaaaaamm! Carrot Top in the hizzzzzzzzaaaaaay! The copper top is here to write for the Walmer Blizzzoog about the soundclouds that have changed my life more than cocaine and Amped energy drink (and roids). You can be sure that this post is gonna be total FTL, that’s famous talk for “for the ladies”, basically just like Carrot Top. LET’S DO THIS! JUST FUCKING YELLING CUZ I’M GETTING HYPED! One sec. Wait for it. OH YEAH! CLICK READ MORE! CRUSHING IT!

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WHO YOU CALLIN’ ON THE PHONE?   1 comment

Hey bros. Who you callin on the fucking phone? Are you callin your mamma to tell her that you’re scared? Are you callin the stripper that you fell in love with? Are you T-Pain in the year 2005? Why the fuck are you using a payphone anyway? Who are you? Why do they even exist? You’re like “Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. I just need to go over to the nearest glass walled conversation box and talk to a stripper for half an hour about the mix CD I just made her on the electronic equivalent of a tin can telephone. Toodles.”

“It’s cool Kandy. I can stop by and get some more crab shampoo on the way there. Have you listened to the latest CD I made you?”

How about we listen to some fucking music after this jump…

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SO LIVE, WE BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE!   Leave a comment

Are you a dead person? Do you want to come the fuck back to life? Then go the fuck to this. Hard beats, free vodka treats and the handsomest djs in the western hemisphere. Your mom might even find love that night if you bring her. Tunage:

Swizz Beatz ft Debonair Samir-Im cool

Mastiksoul & Gregor Salto – Toca Bunda (Zombies For Money Bootleg Rework)

Big Tymers – Still Fly (Wick-it Drumstep Remix..)

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