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WHERE BASS AND YOUR MOM’S PUSSY MEET   Leave a comment

Which came first: bass or your mom’s pussy? The answer may surprise you. Or not. Maybe you already know. You are like an expert in that shit. You also are an expert in farts that hiss out of your ass and for some reason last like a whole fucking minute. You have your likes and you specialties. Who are we to tell you how to live your life? Anyway, maybe you need to shift your focus and concentrate on other things like music. Maybe these tunes will inspire you to change your life and become a doctor or architect. Maybe they will convince you to climb back up your mom’s pussy. THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO KNOW! GO CHECK OUT THE FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP! Read the rest of this entry »

THOSE MARKET PRICE DUDES JUST REMIXED THE WHOLE WATCH THE THRONE ALBUM   1 comment

 

Hey fuck faces! Have you listened to this fucker yet? This is a great remix album by these dudes The Market Prices. They took the Watch The Throne album by Kanye Wests and Jay-Zay and just flipped that shit wide open. Apparently it was based on the show Games of Thrones. Just dive the fuck in. All the tracks will touch your special place. GO GRAB EM AFTER THE FUCKIN JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS PISSED YOU OFF, MAJORLY   Leave a comment

There are two things we know about women: 1. They have vaginas and boobies. 2. They always get angry. Like the other fucking day, we were trying to play poker with our friends and we forgot it was our daughter’s ballet recital. Oh boy, did our fucking wife get angry! And then there was the time we forgot our anniversary. There was a lot of negative energy coming from her that day. And then there was the time she caught us having some harmless ass sex with another woman. She just all of a sudden flipped the fuck out and started just yelling out of nowhere. What the hell? We couldn’t even just chill and listen to music and she made that situation all about her. Anyway, here’s the tracks that we were playing when we fucked the other chick. GRAB THEM AFTER THAT JUMP FUCKERS!

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SOUNDS OF FUCKIENCE   Leave a comment

Someone constructed a rocket to go into your mom’s vagina. Many prototypes were tested. Most failed. Only the last one made it. It discovered these soundclouds. Have you heard them? LISTEN TO THEM AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS OF MURDER. ALSO, YOUR MOM.   Leave a comment

Hey there fucknuts! What is happening in your lives? Did you have a good weekend? Did you have a terrible weekend? Did you get peed on? It’s possible. Sometimes people get peed on. Sometimes they ask for it. Maybe you did. It’s alright. You are not so weird. You are definitely weird but not so weird. Like there are weirder people than you. The Dirty Frenchman probably does some weird ass shit. We don’t even want to know about his life. There are probably terrible things involved. Don’t ask. Let’s look at brighter things. There was a lot of amazing music that came out recently. Why don’t you give it a listen AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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