Archive for the ‘malente’ Tag

OLD BASS AND THE SEA   1 comment

Do you like bass? Do you like the sea? Well then you should take these fucking songs and go to the sea and listen to them and stay out too long and get a sunburn and then do that again several fucking times and get skin cancer and go to the hospital and when you get there you can see how many people actually care about you and those that don’t fucking come are not your real friends and you can delete them from facebook and that will be your life. LIVE THAT FUCKING LIFE AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNCLOUDS CLOGGING THE DRAIN IN YOUR SINK   Leave a comment

Well hello there children. My name is Reginald VelJohnson. What the fuck is going on with you guys? Are there strippers here? I like ladies that hate clothes and show off their punanis for money. It’s capitalism and not some kind of communist bullshit. In fucking Soviet Russia you’d go to a strip club and the most you’d get are nips and that would cost you extra. What kind of a system is that? No way. Not on my watch. You know that they said that when Family Matters started up, the people of Soviet fucking Russia saw a new way of life and that’s when the changes started happening there. That’s what I’ve heard people say. Nah! Don’t fucking thank me. It was a team effort that show. Everyone had a part to play and everyone just nailed it day in and day out. Showbusiness history. They don’t fucking make them like that anymore, no sir. They sure fucking don’t. Working with Jaleel, you know Jaleel White? That was just a pleasure. Every fucking show, we’d just learn something new. Just feed off each other. It was like jazz. Anyway, enough about me. Let’s get down to the music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNCLOUDS ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR HUMAN CONTACT   Leave a comment

Look at this fucking guy talking his hip hop talk on the mic like he’s some kind of modern day Gucci Mane. Who does he think he is? What is remarkable about the photo here is that it shows the actual vision of The Dirty Frenchman at that moment. Alright that’s the last of party photos from Friday that we’re gonna put up. We’re just fuckin’ happy that shit was such a success. Don’t forget on Saturday to go to this that our bros at the Mansion are involved with. Schlachthofbronx & Dubbel Dutch ain’t nothin’ to fuck with. Music AFTER THE JUMP:

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THE NEW DIRTY FRENCHMAN MIX: THERE WILL BE FUCK   4 comments

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LISTEN TO THERE WILL BE FUCK:

THIS ONE IS BIG FOLKS!

The most ambitious, epic, perverted mix yet from Europe’s shame: The Dirty Frenchman.

Here are the tracks:

Mumdance & Brodinski – Eurostarr (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)

Miike Snow– Black & Blue & Enemies (Tiga Remix – Poirier Refix)

Oh Snap!! – Bill Cosby Sweater (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Malente & Dex Ft. New Kids – Lions (Douster Remix)

Yolanda Be Cool – Afro Nuts (Douster Remix)

Zombies For Money – Sacanagem

Jusa – African Air Horn Dance

Congorock – Hybro

Major Lazer Ft. Vybz Kartel – Pon De Floor

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Club Mix)

Metronomy – Radio Ladio (Radioclit Swedish Remix)

Amadou & Miriam – Sabali (Uproot Andy Remix)

Douster – King of Africa

Ghislain Poirier Ft. MC Zulu – Go Ballistic (Toddla T & Duckbeats Remix)

Zombies For Money – Numbra One

Silverlink Ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)

Timberlee – Gunny Gunny (Schlachthofbronx Remix)

Tom Stephan – Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix)

Schlachthofbronx – Holdin’ That Dick

Jamtech Foundation Ft. Voltage – Park the 9

Jahdan Blakkamoore – Go Round Payola (Matt Shadetek Bye Haters Rmx)

Ward 21 – Bang Bang

Alcides – Violeta (El Remolon Remix)

Makongo – Makongo

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