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NEW YEAR/NEW BASS   Leave a comment

Don’t know what the fuck that picture is supposed to be. Like is it the Moon hitting the Earth or is it like Uranus? Is that how it ends? We are hit by Uranus? Your anus? Fuck. Or maybe nothing will happen. Maybe you will still have to work at your dead end job for the next 20 years. Maybe there will be no end. You will still be single in 2012. Did you ever imagine that there would be an apocalypse and society would crumble and that you wouldn’t have to go to fucking work and maybe you would join some rebel group and be a hero/finally step up your game? It might never happen. You may not become some kind of post-apocalyptic fuckmaster/hero.

In the meantime why don’t we go out and grab some fucking bass music and remember the peeps we lost in 2011. LET’S GO FUCKING DO THIS SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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NEW FUCKING MUSIC TO MAKE YOU COOL   1 comment

You all want to be cool. All of you fuckers. Admit it. Even if you say you don’t care about being cool it’s just so that you can look cool. You can’t escape. So if that’s your fucking goal than why don’t we watch this video from Malcolm Jamal Warner of TV’s the Cosby Show. You will definitely be fucking cool if you do these things. Especially if you are an adult.

Alright now we’re totally fucking ready to take on the world!

But now that you have this new swag, you need some good tunes to go with it. GO GRAB THOSE FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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JSK’S ADVENTURES EP DROPS DEC 1ST. PREVIEW IT WITH A MIX BY THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN!   Leave a comment

If you fuckers fucking come to this website chances are you like the moombahton music and the moombahcore music. We have a special sneak peek for you to a really good EP dropping Dec 1st on Rot10 Musik. It’s by that fucker JSK and it has some original tracks and remixes that will fist your ears with craziness. You will need to be wearing a helmet for this because Pickster, Boyfriend, Mad Major Melvin and Gooffee drop by to but your head in with a baseball bat of awesome. JSK gave Walmer’s The Dirty Frenchman the privilege of getting a first crack at these tracks and making a promo mix. He broke all the hymens of these tracks and now they dropped out of school and became strippers. They also do drugs. Anyway CHECK OUT THE FUCKING PROMO MIX AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP AND DON’T FORGET TO GRAB THE EP DEC 1ST!

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