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THE CLOUDS ARE FUCKING THE SOUNDS   Leave a comment

Pop quiz hotshots! Your mom walks into your room while you’re wacking off and listening to soundclouds. What do you do? Ha ha! Yeah, it’s me dudes. I’m Keanu fuckin Reeves. I love blow and I love weed and I love crying on the tits of teenage girls. That’s my job, that’s what I do. I don’t wanna answer any more questions about it. I’m just trying to keep the spirit of cowabunga alive in Hollywood because everyone else is keeping alive the spirit of bullshit and crap in this town. It’s no good I tell you. Every swanky party I get invited to, I piss on the food to show that food and piss are the same. It’s a statement. The kick me out and I laugh because in the end the joke is on them. They’re the sheeple. They’re the ones walking around with their eyes closed eating piss food and they don’t even know it. But really I’m getting off topic here. I didn’t come to teach you groovy life lessons from a duderino that has done blow off Julianne Moore’s freckled tits. I came to present you some music. And that’s what I’m gonna do AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SUPER FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD THURSDAY!   Leave a comment

Hello, my name is Carlton Weathers, but you can call me Carl but don’t call me late for dinner. Ha ha, yes I am quite a fucking joker. Let me tell you my mamma used to whoop my ass so hard because I was just making jokes non stop when I was just a little kid in that crazy town that you may call New Orleans but will always be Cracklevania to me. But this is not just about me. This is about the fact that it is Thursday and that there are soundclouds out there that are super. Fuck yeah. And the crazy thing about it is that each one represents an aspect of my life. Let’s take a fucking journey together. Come. Hold my hand. It’s not gay. Just do it. LET’S GO AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDS/FUCKS/CLOUDS   Leave a comment

Hello gents! I am Johnathan L. Leguizamo, star of Hollywood’s “The Pest”. When I’m not pretending to be other people I like to listen to music on my Sony Walkman™ or Microsoft Zune™. Music is maybe the most important tool that I use for what I would call not my “acting” but rather my “becoming”. Indeed it is by listening to soundclouds that I am able to “be” a character. Thus I become The Pest as  Plan B becomes Thugstep. This is the true meaning of art. Let the songs inspire you too. AFTER THE DAMN JUMP…

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THE RISE OF BOOMBAHCHERO   2 comments

We’ve talked about it before. There is a new music on the scene. It’s boombahchero. It sounds like music made for donkeys. Seriously. How is someone supposed to dance to it? It’s like comedy music. If someone tried to dance to it they would fall over. It makes no sense. It’s like you were transported to the cartoon world of Roger Rabbit. Click after the jump. ENTER THAT FUCKING WORLD FUCKERS!

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IT’S TIME FOR MOOMBAHCORE!   Leave a comment

“Time is money and money is pussy and pussy doesn’t wait for anyone.”

-Albert Fucking Einstein

Hey, it’s Friday. Time to smoke three crack rock, drink two bottles of Alizé and have a fucking moombahcore house party pajama jam. Right Kid n’ Play?

“You fuckin know it Walmer. Also moombahcore is a mix of moombahton and dubstep.”

Lee Mortimer & Laidback Luke – Blau (Jimi Needles Moombahcore Blowup)

PANTEROS666 – KEGSTAND (Max le Daron Moombahcore/Cumbahcore Refix)

Eastern Jam – Chase and Status (Moombahtron moombahcore remix)

Raw Core (Jon’s Moombahcore Edit)

Pacheko – 930 (sonora moombahcore remix)

doctor p – big boss (cam jus moombahcore remix)

Lightning EyeZ – Hold it Against My Moombahbone feat. Britney Spears & Milkman

Miami Vice (Moombahton Original)

Guapo Feo – Faters

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