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SOUNDCLOUDS WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK   Leave a comment

What is best? Shit or piss down your neck? Shit would choke you but piss would sting. Sometimes life gives you hard choices. Shit tastes like shit but piss tastes like piss. Best of times, worst of times. Charles Dickens. Think carefully about it. Anyway, let’s play some tunes. It’s the fucking long weekend in Canada. Maybe it is in America or Europica and Asiaca. All those other places are kinda just a blur. Like fucking Europe is just all the same with people just having traditions and funny costumes. GO GRAB THESE SONGS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS SHOVED SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THEY CAME OUT YOUR MOUTH   Leave a comment

Hello fucks! Do you know who the fuck I am? I’m fucking Colonel Sanders. Yeah. That’s fucking  right. I’m dead. So dead. But I came the fuck back to life to write for the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. You don’t even know what the fuck I’ve been up to! I’ve been making fried chicken for Jesus! He fucking loves it! Eats that shit every fucking meal. Motherfucker is fat as fuck now but he still gets all the bitches because he’s fucking Jesus! But whatever, I’m not here to talk about my boring life doing blow off of angel tits and having “cloud parties” (think of the dirtiest shit you can imagine and then multiply by 100). No, my job is to show the the songs that menat the most to me during my time on Earth. Sure most of these fucks weren’t born yet when I died but that’s not important. What is important is the music. Let’s fucking listen. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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LADY CHANN IS BACK! STILL IS THE SAME!   Leave a comment

Lady Chann is back with a song that is the same as this :

The best part of the new song is how it is the same as the first one.  If you win a certain way, you must always win that way. Give the people what they expect.

THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN – THE INVISIBLE HAND   2 comments

The Dirty Frenchman – The Invisible Hand

The Dirty Frenchman was raised in an Algerian bunker by lepers. He learned to dj using twine and old bottle caps. This is a hard hitting mix that is at times bewildering and operatic. He touches on many genres and no genres. Electro, house,  global ghettotech, uk funky, b-more, kuduro and dancehall collide and become not just a collection of songs, but a story. Not just a story, but a narrative. Not just a narrative, but a dj mix.

Murder Mike, Mike-Mike, Young H.I.D. – Cherry Hill And Down Ya Block

Doorly ft. Lady Chann – The One

Hypercrush – Ayo

Drop The Lime – Doomsday Device

Mustard Pimp – Kiwi (Gigi Barocco Remix)

Douster ft. Spoek Mathambo – Punani

Sidney Samson – Panorama

Drop The Lime – Sex Sax (Zombies For Money Remix)

So Shifty Ft. Busy Signal – Lift Up Dat

Dj Khaled, T-Pain, Ludacris & Rick Ross – All I Do is Win (Cuz Cole Remix)

Steve Starks – Git Em (Munchi Remix)

? – No Beef (RadioKillaz Remix)

Perfect Loosers Ft. Karo MC – Bandits (Sabbo Remix)

Ghostdad – Vuvuzela Beat

Schlachthofbronx – Sai Safarda

Schlachthofbronx – We Run This

Die Antwoord – Enter The Ninja (Douster Remix)

Rusko – Dial My Number

Cham – Take It Outside

ANOTHER MONDAY, ANOTHER TIME TO GET CRAZY LIKE YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU LECTURES ABOUT   Leave a comment


Two Fresh ft. Lady Chann – Translantic Skanking (Sampology Remix) (zshare)

You like to drink all the time but you need a reason. Drinking at home isn’t fun. You tried it for a while. It always finished with tears. Monday is the hardest day of all. You start working and are reminded of how dead end your life is. You need to let go. You need to dance. Come over to Andy Poolhall and wile out with us to tunes like this. You can drink there and look normal.

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Here’s where it goes down.

PLAN B & THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN…WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS – FIST OF FURY: THE 69TH CHAMBER   1 comment

Fist of Fury: The 69th Chamber (save as)

Finally, the powers of Walmer are united to form the Fist of Fury! This mix delivers a punch in the face to other djs on the scene making suckas reconsider their life choices. Time to take up knitting! Sleeping on this dubstep, b-more, electro madness is like sleeping on a bed of nails!

Tracklist:

Plan B:

Masters At Work – Work 2009 (DJ Marsi & Bart Remix)
Busy Signal – Pum Pum Pum (Remix)
Ludacris – How Low (Cobra Don Bmore Remix)
Kazey & Bulldog – For Da Real G’s (French Fries Remix)

The Dirty Frenchman:

Sissy Nobby – Lay Me Down (DJ Sega Remix)
The Partysquad – Crazyfunkystyle
N*E*R*D – Enveryone Nose (Douster Remix)

Plan B:

A1 Bassline – 8Oh8
Gooffee – The Siren Song
French Fries – Senta

The Dirty Frenchman:

Soda ‘n’ Suds – Fuck House (DJ Manaia Mashed Up Style Remix)
Lady Chann – Sticky Situation (Toddla T Remix)
Busy Signal – Just Wanna Fuck
Major Lazer – Pon De Floor (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix)

Plan B:

Debonair Samir – Freaky Girl
A1 Bassline – We Love Pussy
Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Doorly Remix)
Kid Sister – Pro Nails (Rusko Remix)
R Kelly – Number One (Jimmy2Times Club Rmx)

The Dirty Frenchman:

Schlachthofbronx/Sgwejegweje – Mujava Remix

STICKY SITUATIONS   1 comment

Lady Chann – Sticky Situation (Toddla T Remix) (zshare)

Being caught by your mom having sex with her wife is a sticky situation. Having your condom break is a sticky situation. Having your condom break when it’s full of heroine and you swallowed it and you’re on a plane over Nicaragua is a really sticky situation. Don’t do drugs. Lady Chann is some British chick that does dancehall-ish uk funky stuff that is not bad. Toddla T wins awards for his electro-dancehall/ soca-ish ball of stew with a side of punani. Whatever that means. What else does Lady Chann do with her life? Let’s see:

She lays down in the straw with her tits in her hands

She lives in a world of natives, dancing and cooking. (This song is sick though)

And that’s it!

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