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PLAN B & THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN…WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS – FIST OF FURY: THE 69TH CHAMBER   1 comment

Fist of Fury: The 69th Chamber (save as)

Finally, the powers of Walmer are united to form the Fist of Fury! This mix delivers a punch in the face to other djs on the scene making suckas reconsider their life choices. Time to take up knitting! Sleeping on this dubstep, b-more, electro madness is like sleeping on a bed of nails!

Tracklist:

Plan B:

Masters At Work – Work 2009 (DJ Marsi & Bart Remix)
Busy Signal – Pum Pum Pum (Remix)
Ludacris – How Low (Cobra Don Bmore Remix)
Kazey & Bulldog – For Da Real G’s (French Fries Remix)

The Dirty Frenchman:

Sissy Nobby – Lay Me Down (DJ Sega Remix)
The Partysquad – Crazyfunkystyle
N*E*R*D – Enveryone Nose (Douster Remix)

Plan B:

A1 Bassline – 8Oh8
Gooffee – The Siren Song
French Fries – Senta

The Dirty Frenchman:

Soda ‘n’ Suds – Fuck House (DJ Manaia Mashed Up Style Remix)
Lady Chann – Sticky Situation (Toddla T Remix)
Busy Signal – Just Wanna Fuck
Major Lazer – Pon De Floor (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix)

Plan B:

Debonair Samir – Freaky Girl
A1 Bassline – We Love Pussy
Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Doorly Remix)
Kid Sister – Pro Nails (Rusko Remix)
R Kelly – Number One (Jimmy2Times Club Rmx)

The Dirty Frenchman:

Schlachthofbronx/Sgwejegweje – Mujava Remix

THE NEW DIRTY FRENCHMAN MIX: THERE WILL BE FUCK   4 comments

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LISTEN TO THERE WILL BE FUCK:

THIS ONE IS BIG FOLKS!

The most ambitious, epic, perverted mix yet from Europe’s shame: The Dirty Frenchman.

Here are the tracks:

Mumdance & Brodinski – Eurostarr (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)

Miike Snow– Black & Blue & Enemies (Tiga Remix – Poirier Refix)

Oh Snap!! – Bill Cosby Sweater (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Malente & Dex Ft. New Kids – Lions (Douster Remix)

Yolanda Be Cool – Afro Nuts (Douster Remix)

Zombies For Money – Sacanagem

Jusa – African Air Horn Dance

Congorock – Hybro

Major Lazer Ft. Vybz Kartel – Pon De Floor

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Club Mix)

Metronomy – Radio Ladio (Radioclit Swedish Remix)

Amadou & Miriam – Sabali (Uproot Andy Remix)

Douster – King of Africa

Ghislain Poirier Ft. MC Zulu – Go Ballistic (Toddla T & Duckbeats Remix)

Zombies For Money – Numbra One

Silverlink Ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)

Timberlee – Gunny Gunny (Schlachthofbronx Remix)

Tom Stephan – Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix)

Schlachthofbronx – Holdin’ That Dick

Jamtech Foundation Ft. Voltage – Park the 9

Jahdan Blakkamoore – Go Round Payola (Matt Shadetek Bye Haters Rmx)

Ward 21 – Bang Bang

Alcides – Violeta (El Remolon Remix)

Makongo – Makongo

BASTILLE DAY! (ONE DAY LATE BUT GIVE US A BREAK)   2 comments

Opposite of Bastille Day

Opposite of Bastille Day

This is the type of image that makes The Dirty Frenchman cry. If he is reading this, his tears are probably staining his keyboard as we speak. What a fucking baby. Because of his deep involvement with Walmer Convenience, a recognition of France’s national holiday is inevitable. On July 14th, in 1789, the citizens of Paris rose up and stormed the Bastille prison, freeing political prisoners and igniting the world changing fire that was the French Revolution. Sure, the guillotine is great and the world would be a smellier place had his countrymen not developed cologne for The Dirty Frenchman to spray over his stink, but what has France done for us lately? In order the help justify the continued existence of France and The Dirty Frenchman we present some songs that prove that France still has a purpose in a complicated modern world.

Kazey and Bulldog – Gunshot vs Terror Squad (zshare)

Kazey and Bulldog will b-more the fuck out of your face. France ain’t just Daft Punk and Justice. In fact, Justice has sucked ass ever since their remix of MGMT’s Electric Feel. Prove us wrong Justice! Prove us wrong!

Douster – Wasted (zshare)

Douster has already been featured by us here and here. He is a frenchman in the wilds of Argentina. If you wanna learn more on him click the links. All you really need to know is he does mad awesome shit.

Sebastien Tellier – Kilometer (Donovan Remix) (zshare)

That one is a double whammy. French Sebastien Tellier remixed by French group Donovan (not the shitty English singer from the 60’s). Both deserve a pat on the back. Tellier does crazy Serge Gainsbourg type shit but electronic. Booyah! The original version of this song has a video too. The best part is when he writes a cheque and sticks it in the girl’s panties:

Phoenix – Fences (zshare)

Phoenix are not the kind of band to fall into our normal area of discussion. They rock and roll. But they are very influenced by the electronic scene in France. They hang with Daft Punk. They work with Air. Plus, The Dirty Frenchman saw them recently when they dropped by T-Dot and they put on a good show. Respect them!

There are othetrs but if we mentioned them we’d have to write more and we don’t want to. We’ll leave you with this bonus track that is a classic of 80’s French music. If you were around in France in the 80’s, chances are you heard this song…1000 times.

Rita Mitsouko – Marcia Baila (zshare)

As a final bonus, here are some French retro videos starting with the video for the song above:

The next one is for Indochine who are pretty awesome.

This one is intentional early 90’s cheese. While summering in Corsica one year, The Dirty Frenchman was forced to hear this song 10 times on the same night when he was at a club and the people there requested it over and over again. Torture:

Here is some super French 80’s cheese. French safe for whitey soca. What does it say when the only video you can find for a song has been modified to make it karaoke friendly. Horrible but hilarious and somewhat good:

The Complete Dirty Frenchman (Up to May 2009)   2 comments

Over the last year The Dirty Frenchman has put out 3 awesome mixes. Here they are:

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Tracklist…

Soulja Boy – Crank Dat (Cousin Cole Remix)

Edu K – Gatas Gatas Gatas (Crookers Remix)

Simian Mobile Disco – I Believe (Switch Remix)

Elephant Man – Shake That Ass Is On Fire

Elektrons ft Eska – Dirty Basement (Sinden Remix)

Assassin – Don’t Let Me Hold Ya

Simian Mobile Disco – It’s The Beat

M.I.A. – XR2

Dr Evil – Stamina Man

Crookers – Knobbers

Count Of Monte Cristal – B More Forward

Crookers – Big Money comin’

MOP – Ante Up (Tittsworth Remix)

Bonde de Role – Gasolina (Crookers Remix)

Capleton – Who You Callin’ Nigga

Justice – Phantom Pt II (Soulwax Remix)

Movado – Top Shotta Nah Miss

This mix came out in early 2008 so yes, these tracks are not exactly hot off the presses but take a listen. This puts the “pow” in powerful. Mad electro and dancehall power.

Government Housing(save as)

Tracklist…

Dj Blaqstarr – Hey MF’s
Late of the Pier – Space and the Woods (the c90s Remix)
New Young Pony Club – Ice Cream (Herve Goes Bananas Remix)
ACDC – Thunderstruck (Tittsworth Remix)
Roisin Murphy – Overpowered (Herve Remix)
Crookers – My Penny
Boys Noise – My Head (Para One Remix)
Jamelia – Something About You (Crookers Crunky Remix)
The Count of Monte Cristal – Bounce That Ass
Spank Rock – Bump (Switch Remix)
Crookers – Aguas De Parco
Princess Superstar – Licky (Herve Goes Low Remix)
Liquid – Sweet Harmony (Streetlife Djs Mix)
Scotch – Penguin’s Invasion (Hot Version)
Sinden and The Count of Monte Cristal – We Don’t Give a Damn
South Rakkas Crew – Mad Again (Boy 8-Bit Remix)

Goverment Housing is from mid 2008 and is more electro slanted.

Race To Fuck Mountain

Race To Fuck Mountain

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Tracklist…

Bobmo- To the Bobmobile (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Tigerstyle ft Vybz Kartel, Mangi Mahal and Nikitta- Balle Shava (Sinden Remix)

Count of Monte Cristal- Dibby Dj

Mr Vegas- Round of Applause

Fake Blood- Mars

R Kelly- Ignition (Cousin Cole Remix)

Mr Vegas- Dope

Black Kids- I’m not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You (The Twelves Remix)

Dennis Dj- Jonathan Ii

Hot Fucker- Jamtech Foundation

Aaron Lacrate & Debonair Samir- Real Bitch Roll Call

Pitbull ft Don Omar- Fuego

The Bloody Beetroots ft Steve Aoki- Warp 7.7

Rick Ross- Hustlin (Sinden Baltimore Remix)

A R Rahman ft Sukhvinder Singh, Tanvi Shah & Mahalaxmi Iyer- Jai Ho

Snoop Dogg- Snoop Dogg Millionaire

Race To Fuck Mountain is the latest work of the The Dirty Frenchman and incorporates dancehall, hip hop, electro, baile funk, dubstep, b-more and other shit. Supreme quality.

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