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SOUNDCLOUDS MADE FROM PEE   Leave a comment

Chris Tucker woke up in his apartment in the not great part of town. It was 1pm. That’s the time he woke up everyday. He hadn’t worked for 2 years so he never had to get up early unless it was to get his welfare cheque. Chris Tucker collected welfare now. Even though he always got more than enough sleep because of the fact that nothing was going on in his life, he still enjoyed having a cup of coffee as a pick me up to start his day. It just made it feel complete. It made him feel complete if only for a few minutes. As the coffee brewed he looked at the fading picture of him and Jackie Chan that he had stuck on his old refrigerator.

Those had been better times. He remembered all the bitches he had fucked as a tag team with Jackie. They had done it to build up their partnership so that audiences would love their chemistry. He remembered all the blow that they had done together in the trailer off of breasts in between takes. Jackie liked to do lines of blow between girl’s assholes and pussies. He called it “Getting from Point A to Point P” except when he said it it was in Chinese and shit. Chris Tucker stood there for 10 more minutes looking at the picture,  revisiting all the highs and lows he had had in his former career as an actor. The coffee maker made a beep and brought Chris Tucker back to reality. He poured the warm liquid into his favourite mug and took a quick gulp. As the coffee hit his taste buds it was all wrong, it had a very sharp taste almost like vinegar but salty and it stung his tongue. He pulled the mug away from his face and looked inside and made a startling discovery. It was not coffee at all in his mug. It was pee. Chris Tucker had just drank pee. Floating in the pee were soundclouds. GO GRAB THOSE SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP TO KNOW WHAT CHRIS TUCKER EXPERIENCED!:

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THE RAIN OF SOUNDCLOUDS AND PUSSY   Leave a comment

Sometimes you have to listen to soundclouds and sometimes you have to pee. That is the choice of life. You can listen to soundclouds with pants that have been warmed and moistened by urine or you can make you way to the bathroom. There is no compromise. Life is a struggle. Have any of you ever been at job and tried like fuck to get ahead and then promised that you would and then they tell you that you were promoted but it’s a fake promotion where you just get a title and then you have to do the same job? That’s what the fuck happened to The Dirty Frenchman just 15 minutes ago. The true definition of bloodclaat bullshit. Let’s all pee our pants and enjoy some music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP PUSSIES!

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THOSE MARKET PRICE DUDES JUST REMIXED THE WHOLE WATCH THE THRONE ALBUM   1 comment

 

Hey fuck faces! Have you listened to this fucker yet? This is a great remix album by these dudes The Market Prices. They took the Watch The Throne album by Kanye Wests and Jay-Zay and just flipped that shit wide open. Apparently it was based on the show Games of Thrones. Just dive the fuck in. All the tracks will touch your special place. GO GRAB EM AFTER THE FUCKIN JUMP!

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OLD BASS AND THE SEA   1 comment

Do you like bass? Do you like the sea? Well then you should take these fucking songs and go to the sea and listen to them and stay out too long and get a sunburn and then do that again several fucking times and get skin cancer and go to the hospital and when you get there you can see how many people actually care about you and those that don’t fucking come are not your real friends and you can delete them from facebook and that will be your life. LIVE THAT FUCKING LIFE AFTER THE JUMP!

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SMOKE ONE   Leave a comment

 

Part 2 & 3 after the jump…

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FINALLY FRIDAY, FUCKS   Leave a comment

OTIS VIDEO CRACK AS FUCK

Hit the flip for some more shit..

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YEAH WE ARE LATE WITH THE NEW MUNCHI COMP BUT IT WAS A FUCKING HOLIDAY IN CANADA SO LAY THE FUCK OFF   Leave a comment

Hey brosephs. A major fucking compilation came the fuck out over the weekend from Munchi. This shit right here is moombah explosives. Like if this fell into the wrong fucking hands then there would be a world wide terror alert because this is some of the best moombah ever released ever. Since it was technically released in July as well then that makes July 2011 the fucking Month of Moombah. Just look back at the posts for this month and all the hot shit that was falling from the sky like rain on a girl’s tits. There are songs on this thing from the regular moombah heroes and other fuckers like Hostage(?!?!). ANYWAY JUST DOWNLOAD THAT SHIT AND SAMPLE IT AFTER THE JUMP:

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