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MURDERCLOUDS   Leave a comment


Why did we post this building. It looks kinda crazy. We don’t know where the fuck it is or what the fuck it is. Do you live in this? If you live here it looks like you would have to be some kind of sinister motherfucker plotting shit and eye fucking women on a regular and hurting animals and shit and generally being a fucking creep. That’s your life. You just sit in a high backed chair all fucking day. Don’t know why but you fucking do. Anyway LET’S GO GRAB SOME FUCKING SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE JUMP!

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SUPER FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD TUESDAY?   Leave a comment

Yo! Super cool time fuckers. This is Ibiza. This is life. Feel the music. I’m Dj Tiesto. Dj stands for “disc jockey”. Did you know that? It’s a a fucking rave. This is Ibiza. Feel the life. It’s a Tuesday. People are fucking connecting. They have MDMA sex. The next day they are like “What did I fuck?” That’s so Ibiza. That’s so Tiesto. My music is like crying into a pool of dreams. When people shit in Ibiza, they shit love. Literally fucking hearts come out of their assholes. It looks like Valentine’s Day all over the beach. I’m over here now:

The worst thing about the daytime is that you can’t use glow sticks. What could annoying people make use of to give light shows? Dark sticks? Like they would fucking make shit darker around them and it would be called a dark show and also sound mildly racist? All this thinking is killing the fucking vibe. That’s not what Ibiza is about. The only thing you worry about here is herpes and where you get the next line of blow. And over here you always do blow off of girls tits. It’s the law. Here are some tunes to stick up your mom’s vagina. Use them wisely. Feel the fucking energy of the dance. Become Ibiza. TUNES ARE AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS FOR KIDS!   Leave a comment

Hey bros! Do you like pogs? We don’t because we’re adults. But maybe you are a child. What are you doing here? Your parents have really dropped the ball if you are here. They’re like “We don’t fuckin’ care. Look at whatever you want. What would you like to drink? Vodka? Beer?”. You’re pretty cool kids though if that is what you are. Maybe in a few years you can be like French Fries here. Seems like just yesterday he was coming out of his mom’s vagina and now look at him: killing a crowd in Toronto in a Chinese restaurant. Good to the Mansions and the Earmilks for having him come down and play the music even though he was ill. The Dirty Frenchman got so drunk he couldn’t fucking eat until 8pm the next day. You could live that life one day kids. MUSIC AFTER THAT JUMP YOU CUNTS!…

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The Complete Dirty Frenchman (Up to May 2009)   2 comments

Over the last year The Dirty Frenchman has put out 3 awesome mixes. Here they are:

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Tracklist…

Soulja Boy – Crank Dat (Cousin Cole Remix)

Edu K – Gatas Gatas Gatas (Crookers Remix)

Simian Mobile Disco – I Believe (Switch Remix)

Elephant Man – Shake That Ass Is On Fire

Elektrons ft Eska – Dirty Basement (Sinden Remix)

Assassin – Don’t Let Me Hold Ya

Simian Mobile Disco – It’s The Beat

M.I.A. – XR2

Dr Evil – Stamina Man

Crookers – Knobbers

Count Of Monte Cristal – B More Forward

Crookers – Big Money comin’

MOP – Ante Up (Tittsworth Remix)

Bonde de Role – Gasolina (Crookers Remix)

Capleton – Who You Callin’ Nigga

Justice – Phantom Pt II (Soulwax Remix)

Movado – Top Shotta Nah Miss

This mix came out in early 2008 so yes, these tracks are not exactly hot off the presses but take a listen. This puts the “pow” in powerful. Mad electro and dancehall power.

Government Housing(save as)

Tracklist…

Dj Blaqstarr – Hey MF’s
Late of the Pier – Space and the Woods (the c90s Remix)
New Young Pony Club – Ice Cream (Herve Goes Bananas Remix)
ACDC – Thunderstruck (Tittsworth Remix)
Roisin Murphy – Overpowered (Herve Remix)
Crookers – My Penny
Boys Noise – My Head (Para One Remix)
Jamelia – Something About You (Crookers Crunky Remix)
The Count of Monte Cristal – Bounce That Ass
Spank Rock – Bump (Switch Remix)
Crookers – Aguas De Parco
Princess Superstar – Licky (Herve Goes Low Remix)
Liquid – Sweet Harmony (Streetlife Djs Mix)
Scotch – Penguin’s Invasion (Hot Version)
Sinden and The Count of Monte Cristal – We Don’t Give a Damn
South Rakkas Crew – Mad Again (Boy 8-Bit Remix)

Goverment Housing is from mid 2008 and is more electro slanted.

Race To Fuck Mountain

Race To Fuck Mountain

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Tracklist…

Bobmo- To the Bobmobile (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Tigerstyle ft Vybz Kartel, Mangi Mahal and Nikitta- Balle Shava (Sinden Remix)

Count of Monte Cristal- Dibby Dj

Mr Vegas- Round of Applause

Fake Blood- Mars

R Kelly- Ignition (Cousin Cole Remix)

Mr Vegas- Dope

Black Kids- I’m not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You (The Twelves Remix)

Dennis Dj- Jonathan Ii

Hot Fucker- Jamtech Foundation

Aaron Lacrate & Debonair Samir- Real Bitch Roll Call

Pitbull ft Don Omar- Fuego

The Bloody Beetroots ft Steve Aoki- Warp 7.7

Rick Ross- Hustlin (Sinden Baltimore Remix)

A R Rahman ft Sukhvinder Singh, Tanvi Shah & Mahalaxmi Iyer- Jai Ho

Snoop Dogg- Snoop Dogg Millionaire

Race To Fuck Mountain is the latest work of the The Dirty Frenchman and incorporates dancehall, hip hop, electro, baile funk, dubstep, b-more and other shit. Supreme quality.

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