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JSK’S ADVENTURES EP DROPS DEC 1ST. PREVIEW IT WITH A MIX BY THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN!   Leave a comment

If you fuckers fucking come to this website chances are you like the moombahton music and the moombahcore music. We have a special sneak peek for you to a really good EP dropping Dec 1st on Rot10 Musik. It’s by that fucker JSK and it has some original tracks and remixes that will fist your ears with craziness. You will need to be wearing a helmet for this because Pickster, Boyfriend, Mad Major Melvin and Gooffee drop by to but your head in with a baseball bat of awesome. JSK gave Walmer’s The Dirty Frenchman the privilege of getting a first crack at these tracks and making a promo mix. He broke all the hymens of these tracks and now they dropped out of school and became strippers. They also do drugs. Anyway CHECK OUT THE FUCKING PROMO MIX AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP AND DON’T FORGET TO GRAB THE EP DEC 1ST!

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MOOMBAHTON FUCKING EAR BEATDOWN   Leave a comment

Hey! Assholes! What’s up! You know what these moombahton tracks are gonna do to you? Gonna bite your fucking ear off is what. Gonna have a fucking piece of your ear missing. That will be your life. You can either deal with it or cry like a baby. An ear-less baby. Nobody wants an ear-less baby. Those get returned to the vagina in exchange for another baby. Because that how pregnancy works. Either that or a fucking bird brings your baby. Bird shit baby. Anyway. Enough about birds and babies. Let’s listen to some moombahton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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FRIDAY NIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GARBAGE   Leave a comment

Some kids hung out in front of the coffee shop or the convenience store. You fucking hung out in front of the fucking garbage. That was your home away from home. You always wondered “What are people gonna put in there next?” Life was just a string of endless surprise and wonder. You ever took to calling them “The Wonder Years”. The night was always your favourite time. Such strange shit would get put in there. Syringes, used condoms, dead cats and much more. It was like a terrible Christmas. But it couldn’t last forever. One day they took the garbage away and moved that shit to another corner. You were fucking heartbroken. You tried to follow it. Other kids were hanging around it. They kicked your fucking ass. Now you walk the streets lost. Last Thursday you spent 3 hours holding your gun in your hand, thinking: What if? LIFT YOUR SPIRITS WITH THESE FUCKING TRACKS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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AFTER THE FIRE THERE ARE ONLY ASHES   Leave a comment

Here’s a picture of those fucking Gooffee fucks tearing shit down at the FIRE SALE party we did on Saturday. Here’s that motherfucker Max Le Daron:

Yeah sure it’s a fucking Tuesday so we’ve had some time to recover but our heads still feel like rocks are inside. Thanks to these fucks for making the party amazing as fuck. How about we go grab some tunes and have ourselves a fucking time at our respective workplaces being tired and pretending to work but really looking at blogs. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!:

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OLD BASS AND THE SEA   1 comment

Do you like bass? Do you like the sea? Well then you should take these fucking songs and go to the sea and listen to them and stay out too long and get a sunburn and then do that again several fucking times and get skin cancer and go to the hospital and when you get there you can see how many people actually care about you and those that don’t fucking come are not your real friends and you can delete them from facebook and that will be your life. LIVE THAT FUCKING LIFE AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUDCLOUDS FROM SPACE   1 comment

What is this? International Remix a Song by Gooffee Day? No one fucking told us. If we had known then The Dirty Frenchman would have tried to do something up in MS Paint. Yeah. That’s the program he uses to produce music. He’s a fucking idiot. When we’re having events he still sends E-vites. What is this? 1998? This is what they look like:

Disturbing. Let’s look at some music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS TO SHIT YOUR PANTS TO   2 comments

Hey there. It’s me again. John C fucking Reilly. How’s it hangin’? I’m cool. Well kinda. Not really at all. I just ate 4 grams of shrooms and I gotta make this speech to Harvard. I’m fucking shitting my pants right now. I’m fighting to keep the shit out of my pants like The Lord of the Rings was fighting to keep Mordor out of Fantasia or wherever that fuck they lived. What I mean is that there are fucking goblins in my ass. Wait. Yeah. Anyway, if you were to say, CLICK AFTER THE JUMP you would find out what kind of music plays in my head at these moments…

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