Archive for the ‘jokers of the scene’ Tag

DON’T BREAK THE INTERNETS   Leave a comment

Hey you! Fucking Americans! Yeah! Don’t break the fucking internets! Tell your fucking Congressman and Senator to fucking vote against it because you will ruin the internets for everyone. Like literally the whole fucking world. We will all fucking hate you. No music blogs will exist. We Walmer will personally hate you. If given the chance we would go to every citizen of the USA and tell them “Fuck you” if PIPA and SOPA pass. Even if you were obviously not directly responsible for it passing if you did nothing to try and stop it your are guilty in some way. Google makes it really easy to do.

AFTER YOU SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION GO GRAB SOME FUCKING MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP ASSMUNCHERS!

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SOUNDCLOUDS JUST WASHED UP ON THE FUCKING SHORE   Leave a comment

After the Japan nuclear crisis all these radioactive soundclouds started washing up in your mom’s vagina and polluting the delicate ecosystem contained therein. You tried to do all you could during the cleanup: you gizzed into the water, you smoked cigarettes and ashed into it, you even poured bleach in it to get rid of the stains but nothing worked. There is no more hope and now you just have to make do with the new reality. Music is AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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