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WHERE BASS AND YOUR MOM’S PUSSY MEET   Leave a comment

Which came first: bass or your mom’s pussy? The answer may surprise you. Or not. Maybe you already know. You are like an expert in that shit. You also are an expert in farts that hiss out of your ass and for some reason last like a whole fucking minute. You have your likes and you specialties. Who are we to tell you how to live your life? Anyway, maybe you need to shift your focus and concentrate on other things like music. Maybe these tunes will inspire you to change your life and become a doctor or architect. Maybe they will convince you to climb back up your mom’s pussy. THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO KNOW! GO CHECK OUT THE FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP! Read the rest of this entry »

THE SEA OF SOUNDCLOUDS AND TEARFUL MEMORIES   Leave a comment

Hey bros! Come sail the seas of fuck and wonderment with us as we search the world for the golden vagina. Inside you can find soundclouds and adventure. Do you dare to go in? You have been there before. To make it in this world you have to have what it takes to get ahead. As Sir Winston Churchill once said “Pussy is the alcohol of the masses”. Do you drink it? This is the moment your life changed. Feel the music AFTER THE JUMP: Read the rest of this entry »

PLAN B – THUGSTEP 2: BANG YO HEAD   2 comments

Plan B is back at it. Using all leftover tracks that didn’t make the cut on the first Thugstep, he hits us all with the 1-2 punch of a big money Hollywood made-for-sequel franchise. Cashing in on the unexpected marginal success of the original, he shows DJ’s everywhere that they should just get out of his lane and leave him their mom’s number. If volume one was sex and murdah, this one is gettin’ brain flyin a 747 through a flock of geese high on Henny and PCP(???)…YEEEEEAH!!

Plan B – Thugstep 2: Bang Yo Head (Zshare)

Tracklist:

Trae Tha Truth ft. Omarion – Speeding

Cruel Intentions (Joker Remix) – Simian Mobile Disco

Salute – The Diplomats

Brrrap (Enigma Remix) – Tom Piper & Blaze Tripp

Cabin Fever – Wiz Khalifa

Bhangra Dance (Zeder Remix) – Zombies For Money

Rollin’ (Diplo Remix) – Jackie Chain ft. Jhi Ali

The Bass (Original Mix) – Hostage

I Fucked Yo Chick – Calico Jones And Soulja Boy

Pitfall

Don’t Kill ‘Em – Pastor Troy

Nowhere to Run (Datsik and Excision Remix) – Apex

Zodiac – Prime

Cumbia (Deathface Remix) – Mexican Institute of Sound

Hard In The Paint (Remix) – Waka Flocka And French Montana

Hold That Sucker Down (Rico Tubbs Remix) – Bassmusic

Poppin Bottles – Rick Ross OJ Da Juiceman and Eightball

Guided Relaxation Dub – Borgore

Light a Fire ft. Bun B (Nappy vs. Ekaj extended Dubstep Mix) – Khalifah

Feed ‘Em To The Pigs – Filth Collins

Lay You Down – Tyga ft. Lil Wayne (Free Weezy)

Lockdown – Statelapse

U Don’t Like Me (Heroes N Villains Remix) – Lil Jon

Out There – Trixta ft. Priceless

Im On It – French Montana ft Big Sean, Nipsey Hussle & Wiz Khalifa

Criminal (Original Mix) – Jiza

Go Hard – Iyaz

Hold On ft. Amber Coffman (Sub Focus Remix) – Rusko

Stuntin Like My Daddy (FAMUEL Remix) – Lil Wayne ft. Birdman

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