Archive for the ‘jimi needles’ Tag

ESTUPENDO SOUNDCLOUD WEDNESDAY   2 comments

You see that shit? That’s the fucking hottest pepper in the world. What is it called? We fucking forgot, all we did is look up “hottest pepper” on Google and take this picture. This shit will burn the fuck out of your mouth. Maybe you will die. Have you reserved a plot at the graveyard yet? No? You’re screwed. Before you die you need to listen to some music. You need to listen to some soundclouds. THEY ARE AFTER THE JUMP!

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THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN PRESENTS – FUCKMATAZZ VOL II: MOOMBAHFUCK or THE FUCKET LIST   Leave a comment

Here the fuck it is! FUCKMATAZZ VOL II: MOOMBAHFUCK or THE FUCKET LIST. TAKE YOUR PICK! It can be what you want it to be. One thing that it is is proof that Walmer Convenience murders moombahton like your mom murdered your dad and then told you that he left you because he doesn’t love you. We were one of the first blogs to break moombahton when that scrappy adolescent known as Munchi was still emailing people asking them to listen to his shit (happy recovery buddy). You can tweet about moombahton all you like. You can have a moombahton night and act like your are the most moombahtoniest in your city (Toronto) but you will never play it like Walmer. Mix and tracklist after THE MOTHERFUCKIN JUMP…

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THE LAST TRIP TO THE TEMPLE OF PUNANIA   Leave a comment

As you walked towards the exit of the temple, you were glad that you would never have to explore your mom’s pussy again, you had found all the music you needed, or so you had thought. The true secret of the temple is that the work is never over, you will never escape your mom’s pussy. This is the music that you found inside AFTER THE JUMP:

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IT’S TIME FOR MOOMBAHCORE!   Leave a comment

“Time is money and money is pussy and pussy doesn’t wait for anyone.”

-Albert Fucking Einstein

Hey, it’s Friday. Time to smoke three crack rock, drink two bottles of Alizé and have a fucking moombahcore house party pajama jam. Right Kid n’ Play?

“You fuckin know it Walmer. Also moombahcore is a mix of moombahton and dubstep.”

Lee Mortimer & Laidback Luke – Blau (Jimi Needles Moombahcore Blowup)

PANTEROS666 – KEGSTAND (Max le Daron Moombahcore/Cumbahcore Refix)

Eastern Jam – Chase and Status (Moombahtron moombahcore remix)

Raw Core (Jon’s Moombahcore Edit)

Pacheko – 930 (sonora moombahcore remix)

doctor p – big boss (cam jus moombahcore remix)

Lightning EyeZ – Hold it Against My Moombahbone feat. Britney Spears & Milkman

Miami Vice (Moombahton Original)

Guapo Feo – Faters

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