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SOUNCLOUDS CLOGGING THE DRAIN IN YOUR SINK   Leave a comment

Well hello there children. My name is Reginald VelJohnson. What the fuck is going on with you guys? Are there strippers here? I like ladies that hate clothes and show off their punanis for money. It’s capitalism and not some kind of communist bullshit. In fucking Soviet Russia you’d go to a strip club and the most you’d get are nips and that would cost you extra. What kind of a system is that? No way. Not on my watch. You know that they said that when Family Matters started up, the people of Soviet fucking Russia saw a new way of life and that’s when the changes started happening there. That’s what I’ve heard people say. Nah! Don’t fucking thank me. It was a team effort that show. Everyone had a part to play and everyone just nailed it day in and day out. Showbusiness history. They don’t fucking make them like that anymore, no sir. They sure fucking don’t. Working with Jaleel, you know Jaleel White? That was just a pleasure. Every fucking show, we’d just learn something new. Just feed off each other. It was like jazz. Anyway, enough about me. Let’s get down to the music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS PLAN B AGAINST THE THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN: THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS   8 comments

PLAN B AGAINST THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN: THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

Finally. Everyone in the world can put down their weapons, quit their jobs, drop their dreams and wonder what they do next because the entire purpose of human existence has now been fulfilled. Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman have banded together and made not a mix but rather “The Mix”. And not just a mix but really the crowning achievement of all human work. This will delight you. It will scare you. It’s thugged as fuck. It will sometimes leave you dumbfounded. But most all it will leave you asking “What the fuck do we do next?” Indeed. What the fuck do we all do next?

So good that they could take another album’s cover and now it is their cover. Who else’s is it? Do you even remember? Was it even meant for anyone else

Tracklist:

Plan B:
Dr.Dre, Akon, Snoop – KushRMX
Doorly – Horse Step – Original Mix
Waka Flocka Flame – Hard In Da Paint (jimmy2times Baltimore Club Remix)
Munchi – You’re a Jerk

The Dirty Frenchman:
Canblaster – Clockworks
Gucci Mane – Missing (Melé Remix)
Redfoxx – I Want 2 B Free

Plan B:
Metallica – Seek & Destroy (Bassnectar Remix)
Haezer – James Bond (Rough Draft Dubstep Remix)
Rittz – High Five

The Dirty Frenchman:
Munchi ft Chico Rock – Bebe De To
Derek Allen & Top Billin – Suspiria
Dj Khaled ft Rick Ross, Plies, Lil Wayne & T-Pain – Welcome To My Hood

Plan B:
Darude – Sandstorm (Vaski Remix)
Skrillex – Kill Everybody (Bare Noize Remix)
Slim Dunkin – Break a Bottle

The Dirty Frenchman:
Benny Benassi ft T-Pain – Electroman (Dirtyphonics Remix)
Kelly Rowland ft Lil Wayne – Motivation (Diplo Remix)
Jackie Chain – Molly (Mad Sax Riddim)

Plan B:
Triple C’s – Walking on Water
Hooky – Purge
Gunplay Ft. Waka Flocka Flame – Rollin’

The Dirty Frenchman:
Cottonmouth – NOHA
Roscoe Dash – Show Out (Heroes + Villains Remix)
Barrington Levy Ft Vybz Kartel & Khago – Gangsters

TONIGHT SHIT IN TORONTO GETS CRAZY FUCKERS!   Leave a comment

KAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAM! THAT’S THE FUCKIN SOUND OF YOUR BRAIN EXPLODING! THAT’S IT. YOU HAVE NO MORE BRAIN. IT’S ALRIGHT THOUGH. HERE ARE SOME EASY INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOU:

1. GO TO SNEAKY DEE’S

2. PAY $5 (IF YOU GO EARLY WHICH YOU WILL)

3. BUY AS MANY $3.50 BEERS AS YOU CAN AND THEN PUKE

4. PARTY TO THIS KIND OF SHIT:

J.Money,Yung La, Roscoe Dash-Na Na Na-Heroes+Villains Official RMX

THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKING BIG AS FUCK   3 comments

FRIDAY MARCH 18TH WALMER CONVENIENCE AND THE MANSION TEAM UP TO TAKE YOUR MONEY AND MOVE YOUR FUCKING FEET!

BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$

$5 COVER

$ 3.50 BEERS

ALL GOING DOWN @ SNEAKY DEES (431 COLLEGE ST) TORONTO

THOSE ASSHOLES THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN AND PLAN B JOINED BY:

THE FRANDISCOS

GOOFFEE

RAP, DANCEHALL, BROSTEP, MOOMBAHCORE,

LIVE DRUNK! DIE RICH!

Roscoe Dash – Show Out Heroes+Villains RMX

CHECK THAT SHIT OUT ON THE FUCKING FACEBOOK!

WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA DO? WATCH CSI?

WHO YOU CALLIN’ ON THE PHONE?   1 comment

Hey bros. Who you callin on the fucking phone? Are you callin your mamma to tell her that you’re scared? Are you callin the stripper that you fell in love with? Are you T-Pain in the year 2005? Why the fuck are you using a payphone anyway? Who are you? Why do they even exist? You’re like “Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. I just need to go over to the nearest glass walled conversation box and talk to a stripper for half an hour about the mix CD I just made her on the electronic equivalent of a tin can telephone. Toodles.”

“It’s cool Kandy. I can stop by and get some more crab shampoo on the way there. Have you listened to the latest CD I made you?”

How about we listen to some fucking music after this jump…

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THE NEW DIRTY FRENCHMAN MIX: FUCKMATAZZ VOLUME 1   2 comments

Here it fucking is, a new mix from The Dirty Frenchman. This one is a mix of everything. You asked for dubstep? Well, it’s already in the bedroom with your mamma. You want kuduro? It’s drinkin’ the milk right out of the carton from your fridge. You wanted hip hop? It took money out of your wallet and then asked you if they could borrow it. And we got all that shit in between. We got some Walmer heroes represented on  here. Crizzly is in between Kanye and Trey Songz where he belongs. Emynd is there. We got Gooffee up in this bitch. Munchi had to be in this. Bump that shit:

Tracklist:

Ciara – Deuces (Dubbel Dutch Remix)
Munchi – Minigame
Girl Unit – Wut
Kanye West – All of the Lights
Crizzly – Big Booty Bitchezz
Trey Songz – Bottoms Up (Emynd Atlanta Bass Remix)
Gucci Mane – Lemonade (Heroes & Villains Remix)
Baby Blondy – Me Tienen Dema
Three 6 Mafia & Project Pat – Keep My Name Out Ya Mouth (Bird Peterson Remix)
Gooffee – Jack Daniels
Busy Signal – Real Gallis
Salem – King Night

WALMER RADIO NOVEMBER 8TH 2010!   Leave a comment

Walmer Radio is back! We said we would do it and we did! Twice. This time The Dirty Frenchman steps out of his comfort zone. His horrible, horrible comfort zone to lay down a mix that throws dubstep, jungle, dancehall and hip hop into wild mess of awesomeness that will have you shitting your pants an asking to do it again! Tune the fuck in and behold…

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Sleigh Bells – Run The Heart (Bassnectar Remix)

Diplo & Lil Jon – U Don’t Like Me (South Rakkas Crew Remix)

Chase & Status Ft Tempa T – Hypest Hype

Busy Signal – Wat U Say

Jay-Z – Hard Knock Life (Son of a Kick Rekix)

Cherine Anderson – Make Up Sex (Xtended Club Mix)

Untold – Anaconda (Douster Dagga Robot Edit)

Gucci Mane – Lemonade (Heroes + Villains Remix)

Deerhunter – Helicopter (Diplo & Lunice Mix)

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