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GET ON THE GOOMBAHTON EP FUCKERS   Leave a comment

Generation Bass put this fucking ep out. All you fucking communists and assclowns need to get on this shit because it’s fucking hot like fire. “How the fuck do I get it?” Well, you take your penis out of the asshole it is fucking or you take the penis out of your asshole and then you go on iTunes. The songs are by some dude named Halo Nova who looks like a lesbian:

I have penis

There are remixes by those fucks Sabbo and Shazalakazoo.

JUST FUCKING CLICK AFTER THE JUMP TO BUY THIS AND GET A FREE ASS DOWNLOAD!

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SOUNDCLOUDS WILL DANCE ON YOUR GRAVES   Leave a comment

Hi! My name is Osama “Rusty” Bin Laden. You may remember me as a terrible person who did the worst things but I’d like to be commemorated as a passionate baseball player. You better fucking believe it. I love the game. The smell of fresh cut grass, the drama of the ninth inning. Can you think of a better sport. I will miss it up in heaven. Yup, I got to heaven. Shit’s unfair. You know how we tell suicide bombers and other terrorists that you get 7 virgins in heaven and all that other crap. Well, turns out it’s true. I still have many other regrets though. I never got an iPad 2™ and I never got to write the great novel I always thought I had in me. The other thing I will miss is the soundclouds. Like these AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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