Archive for the ‘gooffee’ Tag

THE SOUNDCLOUDS YOU FOUND IN THE TOILET   1 comment

It was just a normal time in the toilet for you. You were like “What could go wrong? I’m just doing some blow and getting the fuck out of here just like every lunchtime.” You wanted peace and quiet. You didn’t want your friends to walk in. But you heard something. You heard noises coming from the toilet. No one was taking a shit. It didn’t make sense. You looked in. You discovered the secret. The toilet was filled with soundclouds. It didn’t make sense but it did. You were dancing to the beat. Doing blow to the beat. You went back to work and had the best fucking day of your life. Printed out so many fucking files. But what were the soundclouds that you heard? GO GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE JUMP!

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JSK’S ADVENTURES EP DROPS DEC 1ST. PREVIEW IT WITH A MIX BY THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN!   Leave a comment

If you fuckers fucking come to this website chances are you like the moombahton music and the moombahcore music. We have a special sneak peek for you to a really good EP dropping Dec 1st on Rot10 Musik. It’s by that fucker JSK and it has some original tracks and remixes that will fist your ears with craziness. You will need to be wearing a helmet for this because Pickster, Boyfriend, Mad Major Melvin and Gooffee drop by to but your head in with a baseball bat of awesome. JSK gave Walmer’s The Dirty Frenchman the privilege of getting a first crack at these tracks and making a promo mix. He broke all the hymens of these tracks and now they dropped out of school and became strippers. They also do drugs. Anyway CHECK OUT THE FUCKING PROMO MIX AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP AND DON’T FORGET TO GRAB THE EP DEC 1ST!

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NO MOOMBAHTON ALLOWED   2 comments

Do you want moombahton? There is no moombahton in this post. You came to the wrong place. Turn around. Go back to where ever you came from. We can’t post moombahton all the time everyday. No. You gotta break the addiction. Walmer Convenience is not some kind of “moombah-only” blog. We have fucking horizons. We have dreams. Don’t put us in some kind of moombahton box. Boom! That’s all we fucking feel like writing so go fuck yourselves looking for laughs and shit. GO GRAB ALL NON-MOOMBAHTON SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!:

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PENETRATION THURSDAYS   Leave a comment

BAM! Walmer is inside you now fuckers! How you like that? No vaseline. Ever. That’s the way we blog shit. Inside you. “This is Walmer reporting live from your vagina. The forecast is for wet weather.” Alright. Thanks. we’ll just keep on doing a bang up job. No fucking music commentary here. No “blah blah, really has been making a mark on the scene lately, blah blah”. No. We don’t do that. That is boring as fuck. Not to say that there are many blogs that are good that do that. But a lot are shit. We shit on them. Shit on shit. Just get fucking annoyed at the complete fucking lack of originality. “Here’s my blog! I have some cool looking pictures and gifs and then I say that this person is really making a mark or is up and coming”. Lick our blog balls. Whatever. GRAB A SHITLOAD OF TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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FUCK FACE TUESDAYS   Leave a comment

Fucking tired like fuck. Head feels like this fucking cop car, like our brain got wrapped around a tree while we were driving. That’s life right now. Dead inside style. Whatever. This is not the time to complain. We ain’t little baby bitches always looking for their bottles and crying tears on the ground. We ain’t no warm milk drinkin’ motherfuckers. Anyway. We don’t feel like fucking entertaining you so how about you fucking just click and GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP CUNT FACES!

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GOOFFEE MADE A VIDEO. IT’S JUST KINDA LIKE THEM FUCKING AROUND AND DOING A RAVE   Leave a comment

Posted October 6, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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AFTER THE FIRE THERE ARE ONLY ASHES   Leave a comment

Here’s a picture of those fucking Gooffee fucks tearing shit down at the FIRE SALE party we did on Saturday. Here’s that motherfucker Max Le Daron:

Yeah sure it’s a fucking Tuesday so we’ve had some time to recover but our heads still feel like rocks are inside. Thanks to these fucks for making the party amazing as fuck. How about we go grab some tunes and have ourselves a fucking time at our respective workplaces being tired and pretending to work but really looking at blogs. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!:

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FUCKING EPIC FUCKING WALMER FUCKING WEEKEND STARTS FUCKING THURSDAY   1 comment

THURSDAY THIS SHIT!!!

FUCKING DJ’S!!!

FUCKING POOL!!!

FUCKING BOOZE!!!

FRIDAY THIS SHIT!!!

FUCKING DJ FUCKS!!!

FUCKING POOL!!!

FUCKING BOOZE!!!

SATURDAY THIS SHIT!!!

FUCKING ART FUCKS!!!

FUCKING DJ FUCKS!!!

FUCKING GOOFFEE!!!

FUCKING MAX LE DERON!!!!

FUCKING CATALOG & FUCKING EASY STREET!!!

FUCKING LIVE FUCKING BAND!!!

FUCKING BOOZE!!!

CLICK FUCKING PICS TO ATTEND ON FACEBOOK!!!

SEE YOU AT ALL FUCKING THREE OR FUCKING ELSE!!!

GOOFFEE’S NODUTS EP   Leave a comment

Shhhhhhh. Guys, I’m concentrating on the Noduts EP by The Gooffees. Fuck. It’s beautiful. Have you heard it yet? No? You need to step your life game up son. These fuckers are firing on all cylinders on this one. Also it’s fucking free? As a prominent celebrity I usually pay at least $600,000 for music like this. With the money I saved I bought an extra kilo of blow so there’s a bonus. If you like the moombah and the bass and the electros then get this fucker. Johnny C told ya. Now just leave me alone. I need to focus on this. I did blow so it’s fucking hard but if I just try then just maybe.

GO GRAB THAT FREE EP AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP NUMBNUTS!

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Posted September 20, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO SEPT 24TH IN TORONTO!   Leave a comment

CLICK ATTENDING ON THE FACEBOOK HERE!

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