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108% MOOMBAH TALKING: A BUNCH OF FUCKS REMIX THE KNIFE PARTY. MORE GOOD FREE MUSIC   Leave a comment

Here’s some fucking info: We don’t know who the fuck Knife Party are. Maybe they are popular. We still don’t fucking know. Make us feel bad. Try. We don’t give a shit. So we can’t say shit about how these compare to the originals. Maybe the original tracks blow these the fuck outta the water or maybe these are like the greatest improvement ever for these tracks. What we can tell you is that these are some stellar ass tracks that will rock shit harder than the postman rocks you mom. You got fucking Ckrono on this shit, Two Sev,  Go Buck! and Delicious Layzas shooting out bangers like bullets. That’s really all you need to know. Cover your kid’s ears, this shit is musical filth. It’s corrupting. If your daughter hears this she will turn out to be a whore. Enough said. GO GRAB THE WHOLE EP AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP BITCH FACES!

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WE FUCKIN WITH THE TIGORILLA SPACE JUNGA EP   1 comment

You know what the fuck is good? This fucking EP is good. Do you like bass? Yes? Then you have to download this shit. There is no maybe. Do you like maybe? If you asked us a question, would you want us to reply “maybe”? No you wouldn’t. There are some great master bass crafters here. Who? Well there is the winner of our last who is best competition Go Buck! (who probably cheated). There is Nader, Stlkrfxxx/David Beltran (formerly of the Starfoxxxes), Flubba and then these other dudes who we don’t know like Kid Quest and Stupidrichkidz. Why all the kids? Anyway, go grab the whole thing because it’s free like the air you breath AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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FUCKING GO BUCK! WINS   1 comment

So fucking frustrated. Wanted to have a good contest. Just wanted to see what version of Hearbreak & Toddla T’s Blaze up (That Jeffrey) that people like best. Check it out. We just assumed that babySTEPS would win. It seemed so simple. We just added this guy Go Buck! as filler. But then it turns out people like his shit. He has friends. They all fucking voted for him. He fucking won. Now we have to do a post all about him. So here’s all his shit. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THE RETURN OF WHO IS BEST: BLAZE UP EDITION   8 comments

Shaolintronics! What up every one? This is fucking Raekwon from the Wu-Tang’s Clan. I here with some other dude I don’t know the name of and we’re here for a very special return of The Walmer Convenience Musical Blog’s famous: Who Is Best? See this giant bag of fucking weed? I was gonna take it all and stick it into your mom’s vagina because that’s what I do with weed. I don’t smoke it. I don’t make it into cookies. I just shove it up girl’s pussies. But this time, I’m gonna smoke that shit. Gonna smoke the whole fucking bag in one joint and then I’m gonna puke and then when I wake up, because I will have also passed the fuck out in a pool of my vomit, we will know who made the best fucking version of “Blaze Up (That Jeffrey)” originally by the David Heartbreaks and the Toddla T. VOTE FOR THE BEST VERSION AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNDS OF FUCKIENCE   Leave a comment

Someone constructed a rocket to go into your mom’s vagina. Many prototypes were tested. Most failed. Only the last one made it. It discovered these soundclouds. Have you heard them? LISTEN TO THEM AFTER THE JUMP!

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