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MOOMBAHFUCKING ALL NIGHT LONG   Leave a comment

I am Snoop fucking Dogg. I am so fucking old. I just discovered about moombahtons yesterday. My son told me about the moombahtons music. He’s 30 years old. That’s how fucking old I am. I smoke old people formula weed with viagra supplemented. I fuck these bitches and then I still got a hard on for 3 hours more. Sometimes I just get a bitch to sit on my dick for the rest of the time I have a hard on like that’s her fucking chair. That’s what I call Dogging it. Snoop Dogging it. But enough about me, what about the moombahtons. I only really like them to be honest because it make me feel relevant and like I’m still into shit that young people like. I also like the jukes music for that reason. I have to turn up the music really loud because my hearing is bad. I’m old. LET’S LISTEN TO A BUNCH OF MOOMBAHTON AND DOWNLOAD IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SUPERMARKET PARTY SWAG   Leave a comment

AFTER THE FIRE THERE ARE ONLY ASHES   Leave a comment

Here’s a picture of those fucking Gooffee fucks tearing shit down at the FIRE SALE party we did on Saturday. Here’s that motherfucker Max Le Daron:

Yeah sure it’s a fucking Tuesday so we’ve had some time to recover but our heads still feel like rocks are inside. Thanks to these fucks for making the party amazing as fuck. How about we go grab some tunes and have ourselves a fucking time at our respective workplaces being tired and pretending to work but really looking at blogs. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!:

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THE LAST TRIP TO THE TEMPLE OF PUNANIA   Leave a comment

As you walked towards the exit of the temple, you were glad that you would never have to explore your mom’s pussy again, you had found all the music you needed, or so you had thought. The true secret of the temple is that the work is never over, you will never escape your mom’s pussy. This is the music that you found inside AFTER THE JUMP:

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NEW YEAR FIRE   Leave a comment

Here’s some music to put on while you light your house on fire. You don’t even try to claim the insurance money. Where you’re going, people buy and sell things with bullets and sex.

Chris Brown ft Lil Wayne and Busta-Look At Me Now (Sabbo Remix)

Darling Farah – Suicidal Tendencies [Tommie Sunshine & Figure Brooklyn Fire Remix]

Schlachthofbronx – Ayoba! feat. Spoek & Gnucci Banana [Tommie Sunshine & Figure Brooklyn Fire Remix]

Bounty Killer – Murderer – RadioKillaZ Bootleg Mix – 320

THE REVENGE OF SCHLACHTHOFBRONX   6 comments

Schlachthofbronx – We Run This (zshare)

This song rocks your mom so hard she had a miscarriage. Schlachthofbronx are like “Yeah, we made a song so awesome that you aren’t gonna have a baby brother anymore.” Looks like you’ll still be the favourite. In other news, they have another song out too that kills it an is responsible for a shitty video:

Not even good shitty. But good song.

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