Archive for the ‘funky’ Tag

NO MOOMBAHTON ALLOWED   2 comments

Do you want moombahton? There is no moombahton in this post. You came to the wrong place. Turn around. Go back to where ever you came from. We can’t post moombahton all the time everyday. No. You gotta break the addiction. Walmer Convenience is not some kind of “moombah-only” blog. We have fucking horizons. We have dreams. Don’t put us in some kind of moombahton box. Boom! That’s all we fucking feel like writing so go fuck yourselves looking for laughs and shit. GO GRAB ALL NON-MOOMBAHTON SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!:

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THIS FRIDAY FUCKERS!   Leave a comment

Hey bitches! What the fuck are you doing today? If you are in Canada then you should fucking vote because it’s super cool to do it! Like, only the most awesome swaggerrific people vote and that’s who you are. Right? That totally got you fucking motivated to vote. Anyway. That wasn’t even the fucking point of this post. We are just taken in by the magic of the political process. No. The point is to go to our Walm-Art event at the Port Gallery this Friday. Gonna be some amazing artwork and some fantastic music.

CLICK HERE TO ATTEND SIRS AND FUCKING MADAMS

Now, what music was made by fuckers recently? Maybe you will find some AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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WELCOME TO WALM-ART   1 comment

Check it out cunt mouths! We got another party in the pipes! ART PARTY! Some of the best damn visual artists in Toronto are coming together at THE PORT GALLERY (1179 Dundas West) on MAY 6TH.

THIS IS GONNA BE SOME BIG BOX ART WITH SOME CHEAP BOOZE AND NO COVER BEFORE MIDNIGHT!

PRESENTING THE ART OF:

HANS POPPE

YOKE

MEDIAH

BOBBY LAWN

And of course music provided by:

WALMER CONVENIENCE (DANCEHALL. RAP. BASS. MOOMBRO TUNES. DRUMSTEP. ASSORTED DANCE MUSIC)

CLICK ATTENDING ON THE FACEBOOK INVITE HERE!

WE ALSO HAVE FUCKING MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP! MAYBE WE WILL PLAY IT. MAYBE WE WON’T. YOU HAVE ENOUGH DISAPPOINTMENT IN YOUR LIVES!

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THIS IS STO’S FAVOURITE SONG OF ALL TIME. ALWAYS PLAY IT EVERYTIME YOU SEE HIM   1 comment

Posted April 12, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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THIS IS JUST FUCKING STRANGE   2 comments

Posted March 29, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS THAT ASK YOUR MOM TO GO TO THE MOVIES   3 comments

Hey fuckers! I’m Li-fuck! I mean I’m Bow Wow, just Bow Wow. What’s happening? Do you ever wish that you could be Like Mike? So do I! And this one time I got these magic shoes that made me play like him at the basketball. True story! There was this other movie where I was listening to music and then there were soundclouds and I thought it was called Soundcloudy With A Chance of Meatballs but then I realized it was just my life and the reason why I got confused is that I had no childhood and had to act hood even when I was wearing Pokemon™ underwears. You like music too? Why don’t we listen to some fucking soundclouds together, like a family. I miss mine. LET’S GO AFTER THE JUMP!…

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SDUOLCDNUOS   2 comments

Blam! What up dawgs? How are you making out in this post-Nate Doggian world? Who will be the next hook person to go? Will it be T-Pain getting hit by a train? Will Akon go in a space shuttle and it will explode? What is the percentage of guys who sing on hooks who have AIDS? The answer may surprise you. We don’t know what the answer is though. We ain’t scientists. Do we look like fucking nerds to you? MUSIC AFTER JUMP FUCKERS!

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