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JUST MAKE ALL THE VIDEOS LIKE THIS THANKS   Leave a comment

Posted December 20, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS CAME ON YOUR FACE   Leave a comment

Hey. How the fuck are all of you? That picture up there is of The Uproot Andy from the SLOWED party in Toronto last Saturday. Starting tomorrow we will be djing 3 nights in a fucking row. We’re gonna spin way better than that guy and by that we mean 50% as good because he murdered it. He’s really fucking good. Kudos again to The Torro Torros and Le Dew Its for promising him a happy ending massage to get him to play in this town. If you want succeed in fucking show business YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL! But rub and tugs aside, what with the whole UK moombahton spectacular and all that we’ve passed over a lot of good ass music that maybe you will like or maybe hate but whatever if you’re here you might as well listen because you’re a guest and it would be impolite so go listen to that shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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ESTUPENDO SOUNDCLOUD WEDNESDAY   2 comments

You see that shit? That’s the fucking hottest pepper in the world. What is it called? We fucking forgot, all we did is look up “hottest pepper” on Google and take this picture. This shit will burn the fuck out of your mouth. Maybe you will die. Have you reserved a plot at the graveyard yet? No? You’re screwed. Before you die you need to listen to some music. You need to listen to some soundclouds. THEY ARE AFTER THE JUMP!

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OLD SONG OF THE DAY: OHIO PLAYERS – FUNKY WORM   1 comment

Ohio Players – Funky Worm (Zshare)

Ahhhh, springtime. Fewer clothes, sallow skin and joie-de-vivre. This is the kind of joint you bump in your whip with the heat up and the windows down. When it’s still kinda cold for that shit but who gives a fuck cuz the solo makes you wana let other people hear it. A musical donation…An altruistic move to those in traffic around you. Springtime is the time for giving.

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