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SOUNDCLOUDS SHOVED SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THEY CAME OUT YOUR MOUTH   Leave a comment

Hello fucks! Do you know who the fuck I am? I’m fucking Colonel Sanders. Yeah. That’s fucking  right. I’m dead. So dead. But I came the fuck back to life to write for the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. You don’t even know what the fuck I’ve been up to! I’ve been making fried chicken for Jesus! He fucking loves it! Eats that shit every fucking meal. Motherfucker is fat as fuck now but he still gets all the bitches because he’s fucking Jesus! But whatever, I’m not here to talk about my boring life doing blow off of angel tits and having “cloud parties” (think of the dirtiest shit you can imagine and then multiply by 100). No, my job is to show the the songs that menat the most to me during my time on Earth. Sure most of these fucks weren’t born yet when I died but that’s not important. What is important is the music. Let’s fucking listen. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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DRUMSTEP AND OTHER FUCKING SHIT   Leave a comment

Drumstep was invented in China in the year 1246 by Tzu Yi. Its a fuckin music that has half drum and bass, half dubstep and all your mom’s pussy. It came to Europe in 1452 when Marco Polo tweeted the music out of his asshole. That’s the true story. Make it into a Hollywood movie starring John C Reilly. Make money from it. Take the money to Blow Depot and buy 3 kilos. Repeat. Tunage AFTER THAT FUCKING JUMP…

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